Posts made by Magaret

The process of gastral distress from the consumption of stomach altering foods.
Categorized by these alert levels
Green Alert= Gastral Distress at a minimum.
Yellow Alert= Stomach pangs intensify and flatulence occurs
Red Alert= sharp pains and if have a sudden laugh you might shit yourself.
Brown Alert= shit has ruptured in your pants and you need a quick cleanup because you are disturbing others around you with the smell.
Orange Alert= gas has built up and your ass swells along with brown alert.

When your talking to someone on your cell phone, and they say are you there? I cant hear you, theyve been cheeked, as you have muted your cell phone with your cheek.

One who stints.. or in otherwords one who gets with an ugly or young girl and then hides it from everyone in an attempt to not be found out.
However, if one is to admit the stint before being questioned and jokes about it, they are not a stinter.

being overly giggly like a young school girl and acting suspicious towards the same sex

To get [clocked] in the face. Originates from Rougned Odors punch to Jose Bautistas face.

Commonly used when referring to a girl shaking her ass...She is shaking it so she is jiggling it

swish is this old dirty shitty tasteing homemade fucking liquor. that you oh can barely get her into ya. but my fuck does it ever get ya some drunk.

The study of fat people, hairy women and midgets.

Lying on a bed of silk and roses, face pressed against the pillow, boutique chocolates tumbling from your mouth, masterbating furiously, in a French Chalet.

Lacking [consistence] or [continuity]. The opposite of [consistency]. When something is inconsistent, it changes as opposed to being [unchanged].

some motherfucker who crosses or disrespects you.

A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.

Abreviated form for GHB (Gamma-hydroxybutyrate). Also for GBL, or any other GHB precursor.

a prank invoving asking a person whats , the capital of Thailand? the person then usually sais, Bangkok? Then you kick him in the balls.

noun, plural; slices of bread with meat gravy on them.

A slang term used in Cleveland and surrounding cities to refer to a cigar of any kind used to smoke marijuana.

A racist term used to describe a person of any ethnicity or race. Meant as a way of vocalizing racial frustration without specifically offending anyone in particular. Perfect for former racists who are trying to be more politically correct.

when you smoke so much pot all you want to do is fall asleep.

Marinating is the act of tenderizing the buns at the club in order to prepare them for eventual coitus. Also a soon-to-be dance craze.

To be so exhausted you feel as though you have been hit by, or run over by, a large truck.