Posts made by Magaret

Group of small\tiny bits of stuff (usually undesired) that cant otherwise be identified.

one who has the biggest penis in the whole world and will fuck your brains out with his massive dong.

A nerds version of peeling off a girls panties for the first time.

Someone who focuses on the art of not getting fired or doing just the bare minimum at their chosen profession rather that working hard because they are truly driven to make whatever they are working on or for better. Large corporations are safe havens for jobbers, they focus on being there on time and not causing problems as well as passing work to others while striving to do the bare minimum amount of work to retain their job. Any system that favors employees for anything other than performance is probably a jobber safe haven. The jobbers joy in life is non existent as they probably hate their profession which turns what was an otherwise useful human into a worthless hunk of meat waiting to die. This lack of joy often drives them to work against non jobbers as it is in their best interests to keep their work environment free of non jobbers so they can stay hidden. Their hiding skills are those of looking busy, sounding smart, and doing nothing. Many jobbers walk a fine line between being discovered as being a jobber and having to do actual work, which is strictly forbidden by jobber code. If you hate your job, you are a jobber and probably suck at life.
Jobbers are often inept at their professions.

A small blonde creature that has an obsession for sex!

Simply Just An Amazing Nice Sweet Guy With A Large Penis . Also Extremely Handsome

Probably the sweetest guy on earth. When you first meet him he can be a total prick but when you get to know him he can be the nicest person in the world. Not to mention his looks are sexy as fuck.

Its a slang Cork pronoun. Cork is a place in Ireland where they all talk incomprehensibly, and anyone from the rest of the country just nods, smiles and backs away.

To look at the keyboard when someone is typing in their password, instead of politely looking away.

To distract. To intentionally or unintentionally mess someone up from doing something.

Normally a master race of giant space ants that like to conquer spacecrafts. Its difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they normally consume the planet captives or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants can soon be here.
Id like to remind them that as a trusted [Urban Dictionary] contributor I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

A cute name for your daughter when Sophie becomes too mainstream. This spelling variation often represents a quirky, smart, loving, pretty, and very unique girl. Sophys are often found to be irresistible and are considered a real sweetheart and cutie pie. Theyre quite rare to find, so if you come across one, you better hold onto her- shes seriously just that awesome.
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Gorgeous, funny, but really shy.
Sophy devising from the name Sophie/Sophia means wisdom. stands out from the crowd, and is a good person to confide in. Is a right laugh, sometimes too serious.

you obviously missed the boat on something because you are wishing you hadnt

An old east coast term for dollars, usually enough to smack someone in the face with and they wouldnt care

A petname often given to a boyfriend who has many freckles

You disapprove of something someone said, automatically making them a Giller.
This word usually lets the other person know where you stand with their suggestion / comment / plan.
Usually used after the companion says the offending sentence but in enxtreme cases you may interuppt and say loudly and proudly Giller
You may also optionally add either Thriller or Killer to further add to the situation.

(hâr-bawl) - VERB

To direct a load-out from the back of a truck.

Taking sedatives in order to achieve a deep sleep, as a wild animal is sometimes shot with a tranquilizer dart.

the greatest thing to ever happen to mankind since icecream.