Often a last name mocked by children even though its not really embarrasing being called someone who was born on a hill, but then again, children are sooo soo cruel.haha

When your forehead, chin, nose, etc. reflects sunlight in an unhealthy manner. Glossy parts of your face is an undesirable characteristic, possessed by only the nerdiest, and geekiest of people. A pale, white, glossy forehead is the most common glossy trait.

n. (facial furniture)

An interpretation of a beard. Grown by those who dont have sufficient coverage to actually constitute an actual beard. They often have trouble growing the typical evil twin goatee (as displayed by Hasselhoff in Knight Rider for a few episodes) so they just go for the hairy sideburns and neck look. Pitiful.

The foul secretion of a sick vagina

(n.) One who attempts to steal a girl from the guy hitting on her by talking shit on said guy. The two guys are generally acquaintances.
(v.) Gashing- The act of being a gasher.

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

Getting High

When someone does something thats just ridiculous. Also when something dumb happens. The act of doing something dumb.

A curse word used by Shakespeare. A pie made out of maggots or common fly larva which lives in rotten objects.

(noun) 1. like a bro (see also, [brother]), 2. from the hood, 3. jynxesque (see also, [pimpology]), 4. O.G.

To restrain oneself from doing or enjoying something.

Verb: to flirt online with consummate wit and charm.

not what is right or good, perverted

verb: To conceal an object within a bra for secure transportation and easy personal retrieval.

/adj/ (1) Satirical
(2) Of or pertaining to [Jonathan Swift].
(3) Dire, in the manner of [Modest Proposal]

crumbles: another way too say marijuana/pot!

The largest bone in your body, connected to your hip. Very useful for the agressive guy on top.

A unit for expressing the intensity of sound. Also known as dB

Sexy ass grown woman that gives no fucks and could care less about what other people think. The entertainer.

The process of gastral distress from the consumption of stomach altering foods.
Categorized by these alert levels
Green Alert= Gastral Distress at a minimum.
Yellow Alert= Stomach pangs intensify and flatulence occurs
Red Alert= sharp pains and if have a sudden laugh you might shit yourself.
Brown Alert= shit has ruptured in your pants and you need a quick cleanup because you are disturbing others around you with the smell.
Orange Alert= gas has built up and your ass swells along with brown alert.