A slang name for your spouse, lover and/or girlfriend. This name is based on someone who makes the morning dove bird coo coo sound and pretends to act cute.
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FresnoThe most pathetic city in California and possibly in all of America. Here are the reasons for that:
There are more people who live off welfare in Fresno than people with jobs
Most of the citizens have a big infatuation for the Fresno State Bulldogs, who have won nearly nothing and thrive at it
Fresno has the pathetic gang in America called the Bulldogs, who took their name from the Fresno State Bulldogs. All of the gang members are Mexicans and have never completed high school.
Very unexpected temperatures. One day it could rain for 7 straight hours and the next day it would be hot as fuck.
Rarely would you see a well educated man/woman here. Everyone else either lives poorly making ,000 a year or live off welfare.
Most of the students are obsessed with their school. I went to my schools rally a few days ago and I nearly went deaf.
Bad air pollution. Heat waves come by every year where people end up dying.
If you like listening to the radio, you should reconsider it when youre in Fresno. The only thing on the radio is Pitbull, Pitbull, and Pitbull. The reason for this is because nearly all of the Mexican girls love him.
And so on.
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SackmanSackman also know as:The Man Sack, he is a man of his sack. He is made up of a huge scrotum, and if a man posses the Blessing of the Sackman he will be an all mighty Sackgod.
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DoublespeakThe medical term is echolalia which is the involuntary parrotlike repetition of a word or phrase just spoken by another person. Echolalia is a feature of schizophrenia. In Kurt Vonneguts Breakfast of Champions one of the characters suffers from chronic doublespeak.
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ZygoteTo stop reading the dictionary.
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PoopExcretion from the anal cavity. See below for examples.
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SnowingSpeaking at length on a subject about which you know nothing.
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SpragAlso see Sprage or Sprague or Sprauge
Usually in reference to a penis covered in feces.
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AnorexiaIts a DISEASE you retards. Someone with the disease cant just start eating like normal. For those of you who say its only for rich teen girls with low self esteem, youre way wrong. It can stem from many things. So I suggest you keep your mouth shut if you dont know what the fuck youre talking about.
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FoozleA foo, interpreted by Snoop Dogg
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CarsonThuroughly kick ass name for a girl. These girls are beautiful, smart, generally wonderful people who have GLORIOUS names. These girls do NOT fail at vidoegames and/or life (and are actually quite beastly at both). They do NOT jack off sitting indian style, or hold peoples balls by their foreheads.
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Connectionnoun. butt-buddy. most often a secret homosexual lover, but sometimes meaning something heterosexual. also possibly including a transexual lover.
originates from north havana, florida.
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SkinnerA derogatory term used by prison inmates used for a convicted and incarcerated pedophile. Surprisingly, Skinners are very reviled by prison inmates and are often segregated from the rest of the prison community to protect them from other prisoners.
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StanleyThe poorer and therefore shitter of the two main towns in Derwentside, County Durham. Consett, the more prosperous of the two areas was a shit-hole in the 60s, 70s and early 80s, however after the Steel works closed and money was re-invested in the area, it is now the Monte Carlo of Derwentside! Stanley on the other hand has a fine selection of boarded up shops, closed pubs and charity shops! It is frequented by neanderthols in chavy clothes and burberry baseball caps who will threaten you with minor violence if you look at them the wrong way but would actually shit a brick if you stood up to them!
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StanleyA great guy that has a great personality. He treats all his women with respect but also makes everything dirty, and pleasures women in every possible way! Stanley is a great sex partner that loves to cuddle and do everything. Women cant keep their hands off of Stanley because hes so sexy. Stanley is also another way to talk about a huge penis.
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BootstrapWhen a male - after having sex with a woman - ejaculates on the sole of his shoe then slaps her in the face with it. Also known as a bootstrap bill
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PhoenixTypically a blonde male. Who is strong and acts all tough but deep down is actually an emotional person. He can be onry at times but is known to be a wonderful boyfriend who will love the girl of his life with all his heart. When he has his mind set on something or someone he doesnt tend to give up.
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Americaits just wonderful to see all these spoiled brats saying how terrible their own country is. now i definately admit that america has problems, but can you name a country that doesnt? yes our politicians are complete idiots but thats just politics people; its been that way forever and it doesnt show signs of changing.
before saying how much America sucks, lets look at some positives:Almost every American home has electricity, a phone, a tv, a computer, etc.
you can walk into a grocery store and see more food than a lot of people will ever see in a lifetime.
you have access to education 100% free. its not their fault if you people dont want to do good in school.
95% of Americans are employed. hows that compared to the rest of the world?
how about our emergency services? if your house catches fire, at least 3 firetrucks will show up in minutes and risk their lives to save your house. and should anyone be hurt, they take you a hospital to get quality medical care.
do you like insulting the government? lucky youre not in a 3rd world country where they would either shoot you on sight or hang you from the nearest tree if they heard any criticism.
lets take another look at 3rd world countries: are there any masked men walking down your street with AK47s prepared to shoot someone just for fun? how about the fact that the POOREST Americans are better off that most average citizens in Africa and Asia.
can you name any terrorist attacks since 9/11? looks like all that horrible treatment of POWs paid off.
whether the media wants to admit it or not, we have the most powerful military in the world and no other country can seriously contend with us
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RefillThe act of shitting into a gaping asshole immediately following anal sex