a shithole full of chavs

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or cry and masturbate or wank at the same time.

Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.
Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadles About

Another term used for a person who is cross eyed or has a disturbing lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other is looking at the wall, hence the term walleye.

The unsavory practice of surprising a sleeping partner by running the full length of a sweaty grundle across their nose/face.

Endearing and pleasant to cuddle, especially as a result of being soft or plump.