When a guy and a girl send dirty text messages back and forth to eachother. Pictures may also be included, but only if youre lucky.
Posts made by Couch Potatoe
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RE: Sexting
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RE: Fs
Fucks Sake. Colloqiual (usually Eastern Scottish) internet acronym. Almost identical to [word]ffs[/word] but lazier.
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RE: Pikachu
While it is an adorable yellow creature, when referred to by Chelsea Handler, it refers to a womans pussy.
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RE: Pikachu
A misunderstood yellow rat-like creature that often shows up on the show [pokemon]. We can all agree that if he wasnt portrayed in a manner that looked like a 4-year olds imagination and if people could actually understand what he was saying, his [cool points] would total around that of Nickelback. His abilities include emitting powerful electric shocks. Recenlty he has attempeted to get his name changed to Brandon.
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RE: Dutch oven
A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girls head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned why this is sexual, the answer is not known.
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RE: Dutch oven
to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head
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RE: Cosplay
When you dress up like Bill Cosby then drug and assault younger women.
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RE: Dab
Atlanta term used to describe dance move (bowing head into elbow) which represents confidence, accomplishment, and pride.
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RE: Dab
To touch ones foot to the ground while bicycling. Considered to be a lost style point among trail riders, mountain bikers, [bike polo] players, among others. Since a lot of technical tricks can be avoided by simply walking the bike over a log or a stream, refraining from dabbing a foot encourages pure cycling and the attempt to negotiate obstacles by technical feats such as hopping or holding a [track stand]. Sometimes called a foot down.
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Namaste
an ancient Sanskrit greeting still in everyday use in India and especially on the trail in the Nepal Himalaya. Translated roughly, it means I bow to the God within you, or The Spirit within me salutes the Spirit in you - a knowing that we are all made from the same One Divine Consciousness.
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RE: Yeah
Yes.
Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if youre lost for words, like uh.
Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.
All purpose response to any situation.
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RE: Dabb
A dance move where one arm is in fornt of your face and the other hand is in the air upwards on the same side / like so. What are all of these other fucking definitions
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Jfc
Jesus Fucking Christ
Used when extremely aggravated, confused, excited, or all of the above.
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RE: Minx
An alluring, cunning, or boldly flirtatious girl or young woman. Has unusual seductive powers such that she could commit acts that would otherwise be considered inappropriate, while still maintaining an air of class or poise.
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RE: Neckbeard
Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.
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RE: Rico suave
A guy who has a big ego and tries to do something new or something he thinks hes good at, and sucks badly.
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RE: Pink sock
Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.