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Posts made by Couch Potatoe
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RE: Bro
Friend; commonly used in greetings.
What’s up bro?
I vouch for Todd, we’ve been bros since way back.An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male. The female equivalent of the Bro is the [Bro Hoe]. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.
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RE: Felicia
A hoe that lures you in and spits you out, making herself look like the victim.
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RE: G2g
what an asshole online says when you just got to the good part of the conversation. They say g2g and you get PISSED OFF because you dont have anything better to do, and your friend that just said g2g is probably going to wack off or something...
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RE: Unicorn
The rare creature who is able to give you the thing you always wanted but thought you you could never have.
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RE: Goi
1.Shortened version of get over it.
2.Can also be used with same pronounciation for get over youself (goy) -
RE: Masterbation
Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.
Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
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RE: Angst
A feeling of [despair], [anxiety], and [depression]. It is usually applied to a deep and essentially philosophical anxiety about the world in general or personal freedom.
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RE: Gilf
Governor Id Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.
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RE: Balls
the correct abbreviation for eyeballs as opposed to the common mistake of using eyes
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F.w.b
(Your buddie thts always there to satisfy your [sexual] desires)
One who you share :
1.the time your parents arent home
2.Your lips
3.Your hips
4.Sooner or later your but hole
5. If youre really stupid or really [horny], your [pussy] with
But still dont have that title (girlfriend)And you wonder why he still hasnt asked you 2 be his girl yet * He told you the famous quote before he asks 4 [head] or [pussy]:: I luv u baby you think heez all into u* !?!DNT YU?!?
THINK AGAIN
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RE: Fwb
Translation-Friends with benefits- the words basically explains itself... Friends that are usually both single; that do stuff together as in sex, making out etc.