Posts made by Couch Potatoe

Getting seconds away from climax and stopping, waiting for a few more seconds then start again, do this a few more times then you are meant to have a amazing long climax and you feel great.

for use when a person can not process their feelings

A fierce, often temperamental singer who comes correct. She is not a trick ass hoe, and she does not sweat da haters.

A species of alien from the famous Star Trek series of movies and television series. They look rather human with the exception of black spots going down the sides of their body, and along the sides of their head...
Yes, Star Trek.

according to snoop dogg, when something good happened or u feel good, u say Preach! as a emotional expression.

A Place where courageous people do the nasty

bush just became president.

This is a concept hatched by straight and cis college students who want to be a part of the culture of victimization. Instead of being what they are, they use their gender concept to one-up each other on weirdness.

When a male squats over a female and allows his testicals to rest in the eye sockets of a female. He then lays the shaft of his penis over the length of her face as to give her the appearance of Gonzo from the muppets.

There are a number of different meanings for the word faggot, so try reading them and you might learn something:
1 A type of food; it is made from a pig’s heart, liver and the fat belly meat, minced and mixed together with breadcrumbs and herbs for seasoning. The mixture is then shaped into balls each of which is wrapped in caul fat from the pig’s omentum, each of these individual balls is a faggot. They are then cooked and served in a thick gravy with peas and mashed potatoes.
2 The traditional English name for a bouquet garni (the cooking one not the Urban Dictionary one), a bundle of herbs consisting of bay leaf, thyme and parsley tied together and used as seasoning.
3 A disparaging name for an old and [slatternly] woman.
4 A bundle of sticks tied together and used as fuel.
5 A disparaging name for a gay man, used mostly in the United States and often abbreviated to [fag].

1. the act of falling hard for someone even though it isnt love yet
2. a precursor to love
3. an amazing thing that gives you feelings of nerves and excitement whenever you see them

An abbreviation of the word bullshit, wich can also be used quite fittingly as an abbreviation of Britney Spears.

Limp, lacking muscle

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Someone who wants something so bad that they will give anything to get it.

A flake of that white stuff that comes out of the sky in the winter.

What im doing right now

loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.

Bros ruin everything they touch. They are deeply racist, yet vulture-ize black culture with attempts to be down, while living as far from any ghetto as humanly possible. Its because they seek danger, or the illusion of it.
A Bro Ho? What is a Bro Ho, you might be asking. A Bro Ho is also known as a Blouser: Those girls with blonde hair with dark streaks in it, ugg boot wearing, mini skirt flaunting, too much makeup, a wife beater in 30 degree weather, a trucker hat while wearing the above-stated outfit...and theyre passed out after two drinks. The Bro Ho is the favorite target of the Bro, and when he finds this target he is able to reproduce rapidly, in much the same way as a layer of scum on the underside of a rowboat.
But, as important as sex is, his transport (or his whip or his ride) is always a Bros number-one priority. The Bromobile is central to ones sense of Bro-ness, and that mode of transport is almost always a truck. A monstrously inefficient, raised and modified American pickup that is in inverse proportion to its owners penis.
And speaking of penises, Bros have also brought the concept of homophobia to a new level. You see, they love play fighting, tackling their mates, and joke incessantly about each others wieners. But they will claim that there is no connection whatsoever between their overuse of the term faggot, their intense desires for close physical kinship with their pals, and their own closeted Bromosexuality.
A substantial portion of the Bro population enjoys daydreaming too, and often these daydreams influence the way they speak and act. Bros everywhere can identify with Marshall Mathers, someone who committed identity theft and made millions as the fantasy rapper Eminem. Members of the Bro tribe like to think that they will also be looked upon with as much respect if they not only act hostile and indifferent toward everyone around them, but take it one step beyond as full-fledged gangsters in their own tree-lined suburbs. And if they live life in the fast lane, the way Eminem appears to, theyll achieve immortality -- or at least get more action. Some members of the Bro subspecies find Eminem a bit soft though, and prefer the more street-oriented sounds of The Kottonmouth Kings, who grew up -- like their fans -- in the lily white suburbs on a strict diet of the kind of sickening violence rampant in nearly every white, middle class household. When a Bro pops a KMK cd in his truck stereo he instantly feels as though his entire ghetto is riding shotgun and watching his back.

The teller of cool stories; the coolest storyteller.