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Familiar name used by native spanish speakers when referring to a female.

Also commonly replaced with Mama

The female counterpart of the word Papi.

Copy and pasted spooky short-stories made famous by 4chans /x/ board. The term derives from copypasta.
The stories arent really copy and pasted anymore, but rather they are screenshots of the post so they can be shared and saved as an image rather than a huge block of text.

A small town in Austria. No really, look it up on a map.
English-speaking visitors are routinely arrested for stealing the towns signs. See [Windpassing]

The nitpickery of the english language that drives the less detail oriented insane...often mistaken as a tool to impress others when in fact it is annoying

Normal. A term that is used as derogatory by the LGBT community who thinks everyone who is normal is the antichrist. People who like their genatalia how it came

[Actual] gender.

The rejection of the belief that your gender can change by merely thinking that youre a different gender.

A great symbol of love between a man and a woman or man and man. The woman first gets on her knees and places her partners penis in her mouth (drops down on him). She begins to maneuver her mouth around the penis. Ejaculation is quite possible.

The first thing a sexual predator says to his prospective prey.

Referring to a male friend or associate!

of or relating to the Caucasus, a region in the east of Europe imbetween the Black Sea and the Aral Sea, especially referring to the peoples, languages, and cultures native to that region.

A term used briefly in the early years of the 20th century by anthropologists to refer to the race of human beings that inhabits Europe, Iran, parts of Central Asia, and the north of the Indian Sub-Continent. This use of the word derives from the theory that all of these populations ultimately originate in the Caucasus region. The word has passed out of common use in academic circles, but is still used in North American English to refer to ethnic Europeans - ironically because of this the largest groups considered to be Caucasians, the inhabitants of South Asia and Iran, would not be considered as such under this definition.

A kind, caring, cool and very funny person who is one of th enicest people you will ever meet. she never has a bad word to say about anyone and is a 100% reliable friend.

Noun: A person who believes that they deserve their high pay much more than anyone else who works just as hard as they do. They have a lot of shiny objects and generally look down upon those who do not have shiny objects, or those with less shiny objects.
Yuppies will move into an area that was once affordable in the city, but they got wind that it was “hip” to live in Wicker Park, or SoHo, or the Teapot District, so they gentrify it.
Gentrify means to make unaffordable for anyone but yuppies.

Acronym for Young Urban Professional. Group whose culture blends the hippie/counterculture values of the 60s and the materialistic monetary-based values of the 80s. Usually congregate in Starbucks, Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and a wide variety of vintage clothing boutiques. Includes both moderate Liberals (Majority of yuppies), and moderate Conservatives (smaller group of yuppies), although both the far left and the far right enjoy dissing them.

Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said Holy shit thats long!!! Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.

What Bob and Betty Newbies hijinks in the love bed ostensibly culminate in.

A fluffer prepares the cocks of pornstars for action on the set of an adult movie before the shooting of an explicit sex scene.

toes tits and teeth. Used in dancing backstage, reminding everyone to smile, point there toes and to stick there chest out.

1996 movie starring Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. Extremely quotable due to its high frequency of money lines. Probably one of the finest pieces of cinema to come out of the 90s, if not the late 20th century.

something you type into the google search bar when bored, usually how you end up on UD.