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the only weed better than superman weed

Netspeak for baby, most likely used at the end a phrase as an added emphasis or exaggeration.

spam email that is pornographic in nature.

What you Accidently type in when you try and look up porn on urban dictionary.

Porn made on prom night

adj.

A word that is often abused by pseudo-intellectuals.
Used to arrogantly display ones own pretentious tendencies by criticizing masterly works or people (e.g. art-rock bands--see. [Radiohead])
Evokes strong evidence of hypocrisy in ones nature.
A word that, once applied, unfairly destroys geniuses and their works with one swift and cheap movement of affectation.

Calm down

When you too dank for lol

Urban Dictionary Names are what you get when you let 9-12 year old girls define their names on Urban Dictionary.

Any woman who will open her legs for anyone, except for me.

Originally means fixed that for you. It also works as a double meaning for fuck this fuck you. Its only used in that derivative in closed circles to confuse those that arent in the know and is usually used in cases when two parties argue over something innately idiotic that has no logical outcome.

We say play it by ear because we are making decisions as we HEAR them. This means we are not making any final plans right now because we might hear of other things that could prevent us from being able to participate. So basically it means I might have better shit to do.

To induce a sexual pleasure by applying ones body to anothers. The process may occur in an undulating motion or during general perambulation. The process is especially popular at music concerts and at night clubs see [moshing].
Frottage is often referred to as Dry Humping.

a bloke who whacks off alot.
a term of endearment...an insult thats actually a kind of compliment
a total insult

A sometimes shy, nice girl.

Also known as the queen of the hottness.

Does not necessarily result from intercourse - lack of muscle tone leads to this type of female fart. This also has been know to be a hobby for some folks in mastering the art of queefing.

Despite popular belief, curvy does NOT mean fat. Curvy is an hour-glass figure; large breasts, hips, and butt with a comparatively small waist.

A way a woman should look, similar in curve to a guitar or violin, but not as pronouced.

A Person Who Sleeps Around So Much That They Must Have Several STDs.

contraction for you-all