when you claim first rights to hook up with or hit on everybody at a party youre hosting. i.e. sexual firsties

A great word that is used by Red Foreman from the 70s show on FOX.

Senioritis is a disease that affects all high school seniors. For most people it starts in the second semester of the senior year. Symptoms for the disease include: Unsafe sex, many beer bongs, getting arrested, showing up to school extremely high, drawing a five foot penis on the chalkboard, and telling you teacher she looks like an old crack whore. The only way to get over this disease is to walk the stage at graduation, or punch your principal in the cock.

probably why you are here right now

A drug used for numbing a certain area. Commonly used in dentistry

To insert the head of ones penis into the foreskin of anothers penis to achieve euphoria.

a person who enjoys the high that [marijuana], [canabis], or [hash]. Stoners are normally happyer, less violent people who have a better appreciation for life. Some people seem to blame them for the down fall of society, ironically those are the people causeing the down fall because of beliefs that money is more important then joy or life.

A stoner is someone who likes the smoke from the sacred herb.

A expression used to express happiness

To stop caring.
To leave someone alone.
To let someone do them.

you need to chill get out of my shit

tweak n., slang - Methamphetamine.
tweaker n., - someone high on methamphetamine.
tweak -ing, -ed, v., slang - 1) to be high on methamphetamine,
2) to fine tune.
3) to act as if being high on meth.
4) to pay extended amplified attention to tasks, usually of a trivial nature; especially when other tasks of a larger priority should be handled (with or without the aid of methamphetamine).

A stupid saying that stupid ass young girls say to make them sound bitchy but they really arent.

love my life

N, plural, Any number of adorably cute animals.

A shady person is someone who does not keep it real; a person who hides out; a person who keeps things to themselves.

too be soo cool, to be really nifty

the cops, the police

Familiar name used by native spanish speakers when referring to a female.

Also commonly replaced with Mama

The female counterpart of the word Papi.

Copy and pasted spooky short-stories made famous by 4chans /x/ board. The term derives from copypasta.
The stories arent really copy and pasted anymore, but rather they are screenshots of the post so they can be shared and saved as an image rather than a huge block of text.