• When a girl goes down on a guy and he ejaculates in her eye, causing a severe burning sensation, and a subsequent winking of one eye -- much like a Colonels Monocle.


    Colonel mustard meaning & definition 1 of Colonel mustard.


  • An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.

    Colonel mustard meaning & definition 2 of Colonel mustard.


  • A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victims ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victims ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

    Colonel mustard meaning & definition 3 of Colonel mustard.


  • when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.

    Colonel mustard meaning & definition 4 of Colonel mustard.

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