When youre sweaty, and your sac starts stickin to your inner thighs.
Tanya Shivari
@Tanya Shivari
Indian
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Bat wings
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RE: Nub
worse than a n00b. a nub is someone who persistently makes poor decisions. and is in general terms an idiot. only the nub is unaware of their state of nubness, nubs can be easily identified, as nubness is an incurable and obvious affliction.
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RE: Portuguese breakfast
A delicious, hole-some breakfast consisting of eggs, which are scrambled to oblivion in a females vagina with your cock. The mixture is then cooked in a frying pan or on a skillet, and served scrambled or omelet style. (Also see: [Twat-omelet])
Heres how to make one:Find a willing and naked female participant. If the female is not naked or willing, halothane or a slow gas leak may help this process.
Have her lie down with her back on the floor, propping herself up and spreading her legs open so she resembles the letter Y. (Speaking of which, if she asks, Why?, tell her to STFU before you give her a [Jelly Donut] for breakfast.)
Crack three large eggs into a bowl. Do not beat or whisk yet; thats in Step 7.
Insert a funnel into her vagina and carefully pour the cold, raw eggs into it. Watch her wince and shudder as the chilly slime slips deep down inside of her. Awesome!
Remove the funnel when all contents have drained into her vagina. Some bubbling/gurgling may occur. Let it sit for 5 minutes to warm up.
*BONUS: This funnel makes a dandy hat - wear it for comedic effect.Now, stuff your cock into that stench-trench and rapidly fuck her non-stop for at least 10-15 minutes to adequately scramble the eggs. Not HER eggs - the other ones.
Continue to steadily pound her, occasionally pulling out to check the consistency of the mixture; it should be hot and frothy when ready. At this point, internal ejaculation is encouraged, but only if you wont be eating the finished product. That would be gross.
Providing the female is conscious, have her carefully squat over a pre-heated
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RE: Portuguese breakfast
The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.
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RE: Portuguese breakfast
The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a womans vagina.
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RE: valerianaceae
Valerianaceae is a family of flowering plants that includes about 20 genera and over 200 species. It includes herbs, shrubs, and occasionally trees, which are native to temperate regions worldwide. The flowers are typically small with five petals, and the leaves are generally opposite or alternate. Some species in this family produce fruits containing a single seed. Many members of the Valerianaceae family are used as ornamental plants or are used in traditional medicine and herbal remedies.
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RE: Refreshing
Shocking is a cooking process wherein the food substance, usually a vegetable or fruit, is plunged into iced water or placed under cold running water to halt the cooking process.
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RE: Primum mobile
In classical, medieval, and Renaissance astronomy, the Primum Mobile (Latin: first movable) was the outermost moving sphere in the geocentric model of the universe.The concept was introduced by Ptolemy to account for the apparent daily motion of the heavens around the Earth, producing the east-to-west rising and setting of the sun and stars, and reached Western Europe via Avicenna.
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RE: Companion
a knight of the lowest rank in certain orders; as, a companion of the Bath
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RE: mawkish
Excessively or falsely sentimental; showing a sickly excess of sentiment.
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RE: alinement
Alinement, an alternate spelling of alignment, generally refers to arrangement in a straight line or in correct or appropriate relative positions. It can also refer to an alliance or agreement between people or groups for a specific purpose, or the correct positioning or adjustment of parts in a machine.
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RE: malignant anaemia
Malignant anemia, also referred to as pernicious anemia, is a blood disorder characterized by the bodys inability to absorb sufficient amounts of vitamin B12 from the gastrointestinal tract, leading to insufficient red blood cell production. As vitamin B12 is essential for the production of red blood cells, this deficient absorption affects the size and number of red blood cells, resulting in symptoms like fatigue, dizziness, pallor, and sometimes serious neurological damage.