Colonel mustard

[Britney]

When a girl goes down on a guy and he ejaculates in her eye, causing a severe burning sensation, and a subsequent winking of one eye -- much like a Colonels Monocle.

[Tina]

An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.

[Britney]

A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victims ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victims ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

[Tanya Shivari]

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.