Posts made by Mark Zuckerberg

A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority dont need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.

See [tribadism]

Ig is the short form for instagram. It is much like facebooks short form Fb.

to forget, ignore

Dabb:An popular dance created in 2016 all we gotta do is putt your head in the middle of your arm.Its like doing superman but the opposite way.

A young sexy nubian woman with a barbie doll appearance

Something that most lesbians dont really do but is frequently found in girl-on-girl porn.

Vagina on vagina

Swole, the state of body when muscular or fit.
Typically used by douchebag manginas who have no shame.

1)OG; Preface; before Christ; Magdelin or Megabeast; cob webs; muddy muddy; or perhaps phobic RT, maybe; White priviledge hidden behind support of black power; assunta assata squash banana; no kingdom bc it crumbles under the weight of the world on her shoulders with no trebel or base or amigo to hold her in space; matter; energy; constant; Ew=TC/AW; sophies choice or youre always safe and im apollo oh no, def a homo, fago, never safe; but ill sac fly myself, never get to nirvana, but always chip for food, even if only a dollar; silence ia consuming when its consumedby ADD, GAD and isolation supreme; persona non grata eway, allway, wholly. Every way you get the free birday. And thats a burnout I can stomach bc 2 more may have what Ive lost.

reflextion; defextion; lost connection; ill be missing you; pdiddy doo wop do bah; nah its poisonBBB; just playin maybe yous a he/she; eh no just a pariah; out casted; helps a brothermothersisterother out

An individual who is a member of an organization that profits through organized crime. Also known as Mobsters. The guys in South Central strapped with guns and carrying large amounts of weed are more commonly known as gangbangers, not to be confused with gangsters, though both are equally dangerous.

Also known as Soggy SAOs in Australia - SAOs being a generic brand of biscuit which has the consistency of a powdery brick in ones mouth.
A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the biscuit is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the biscuit) is forced to eat it. The SAO (or biscuit) soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.

When you rapidly blink your eye next to someones cheek (or any place else) which makes your eyelash brush up and down against their skin.

Stands for My Face When. Some people will type a strange emoticon after or just leave it as mfw.

something said when one has nothing to respond with.

When at a loss of words drag your fingers across your keyboard, and then sign off.

The biggest compliment you can give to someone on Tumblr.

The random letters you type when you have either 1.) A spazz attack or 2.) Dont know what to say or how to express what youre thinking. (Can also be used in all caps.)

a bitchy woman that must have her way exactly, or no way at all. often rude and belittles people, believes that everyone is beneath her and thinks that she is so much more loved than what she really is. selfish, spoiled, and overly dramatic.

When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receivers ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum.

an urban legend that holds that if you have vaginal or anal sex with a woman (or anal sex with a man) and punch him/her in the back of the head, it will somehow cause the vaginal/anal muscles to contract. this is medically impossible, but widely circulated among 12 year old boys and those that share their general level of maturity and/or a chauvanist animosity towards women. the only garanteed result of a donkey punch is an immediate end to your sex life and/or getting your ass kicked physically or in court.