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The term balloon knot is a colloquial expression that refers to the knot or tie at the end of a balloon, typically used for inflation. It is also informally and crudely used in slang to refer to the human anus. It is important to note that the context in which this term is used can greatly affect its meaning and connotation.

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman youre attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, Youre such a good friend. Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is Friend-ed.

An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.

a total retard

Meaning to present a problem in a smaller, more crude form. Searches spiked after Madonna answered to the question What do you think of [Lady Gagas] Born This Way? with Its... um.. reductive.

A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.