Posts made by Mark Zuckerberg

Dispite popular belief, this is not 100% gay porn. If you have seen the original clip its from, you will understand that it is a SHEMALE ontop of a MALE. Thus, its 50% gay porn, as It has boobs.
*I have sat though (and watched) 1,000,000 spins [though it only counts to 999,999 then its unreadable]
*Dont Judge me. Its hot shit.

A penis hole that is made between bathroom stalls or viewing booths in adult book stores. These let people engage in anonymous oral sex with others.
Thers are rules to follow for using these holes. If you are looking to have someone suck your penis, then you should stand in front of the hole and wave your erect penis around in front of it. If the other guy wants to suck it, he will stick his finger into the hole and tap the bottom of the hole a few times. That is your signal to stick your penis in the hole.
For guys looking to suck penis, they should be on their knees tapping their finger in the hole. You could also open your mouth and stick out your tongue in front of the hole as an obvious signal to the guys who dont know about the tapping.
Most guys who like sucking penises at glory holes also like the cum. So feel free to ejaculate in his mouth. If he doesnt want the sperm, then he really shouldnt be sucking penis at a glory hole. Or he should be looking for the signs that the penis he is sucking is about to ejaculate, so he can pull off it in time.

An unfeeling, undead beast who bears children for other people to raise while she pursues a fantasy (i.e., a no-chance career in modeling).

A thing who spits kids out but realizes its not always fun to care for them thus allows DCF to take them away, (i.e., Natalia KNAJ, Katherine Arsenault Jarvis).

An addict to drugs, alcohol

Woman dominator in S

every mans dream

A hockey player who is really bad, usually has skates that bend at the ankles, so the player cant skate.

Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen. There are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority bitch, the basic groupie bitch, the basic Im-so-Carrie-from-Sex-and-the-City bitch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.

The chemical symbol for [Antimony], a toxic heavy metal.

simphony and mettalica. i belive it was 2005 when metalica did a experiment with a full orchestrail occumpennyment

The use of mild violence eg whipping, spanking, scratching; to achieve (sexual) pleasure in giver or receiver. Can be practiced during sex, or alternatively without sexual relations occuring.

Habibi, otherwise known as Jesus, graced this earth in his second coming on November 26th, 1985. He resides currently in Austin, TX under the alias Habibi.
When ready, he shall unleash upon all those who do not follow his creed.
Also a term of endearment in Arabic.

A Lebanese Prostitute agency.

He is an amazing, loyal, hot, caring, and loving friend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. Hes funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when youre feeling down. Hes special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and theres no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mindblowing so prepare for the incredible wind.

rubbin ur penis wit ur hands or objects
it feels wicked good but its not as good as pussy so guys do it when theyre not gettin any

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

Sex with clothes on, so not really sex at all. Often results in downstairs bruising/ inability to sit down for the woman. Even the morning after.

An act commonly seen on dance floors around the world.

1)a magical [herb] that makes for a totally sweet, out-of-body experience. you smoke this herb in times of need, joy, or any other occasion at all, any time.
2)YEAH!!!!!!

A way to say Whats up to people with the last name of Wass. A person with the last name Wass is only aloud to use it.

what is up.