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why,oh, why

Normally used by people who are in shock, not just teen girls. So people stop saying girls use all the abbrievations.

A [search engine] used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as [Google], you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.

basically, the type of relationship that many men and women can never have together. this however does not stop many from trying.

Kawaii - Adjective, Japanese in origin

Kawaii is Japanese for cute. Many japanese culture/entertainment fans have taken the word and added it to their lingo to be used in english conversation.

It can be used in several sentence patterns, including a question such as Kawaii ne? meaning Cute, isnt it?

meanz nO wOrriez, fOr the rest of ur dayz

An endangered species that can be found in North America. Their favorite activities are sky diving, mountain biking, and reading. You usually see them in groups riding in a dirty camouflage jeep with no doors on it and an American flag sticking up, deer antlers on the hood and an I support Donald Trump bumper sticker. They get scared when they drive through an African American area so they roll up the windows but trust me white people no one wants to jack your Toyota Prius. Undoubtedly the most privileged race in the world. They ride everything from mechanical bulls to their own cousins.

A polite way of saying youre a fucking lunatic.

Usually depicted in adult manga or picture, futanari is a type of artwork that depicts a woman usually with both genitalia (Sometime, only one of both.) There is often heated debates about if the (usually male) viewers show a sign of homosexuality when interested, please or turned on by those kind of pictures. Usually when paired for sexual act, they are with a woman or another futanari woman. Sometime it will be with a man often to show female domination. Often considered disgusting or wrong by many viewers, futanari still have a large fanbase around the world.

Fu-ta-nari:
Formally a verb, but popularly an adjective.
Formal: verb: Root syllables mean: fool the sorry.
Common: adjective: dual form, with implied meaning of: having penis and vagina.
Futanari originated as both an experiment and joke amongst cartoonists. Exhausted and bored, a few endeavoring cartoonists decided to set the standard for Trolling. These fellows created and marketed the genre futanari.
Influenced by the likes of George Orwells 1984 and Adolf Hitlers Mein Kampf, the artists harnessed the power of DoubleThink and the The Big Lie observation. They generated and distributed a heinous and hideous form of art using the catalysing advertising phrases its a female, its perfectly okay, its prettier than a man, and its more eroticism on one person. These tactical false advertising catalysts tend to allow Futa infection in a most impressionable, naive, and cognitively compromised audience with demand for futa.
Known to pornographers and sexually experienced men for thousands of years is the fact that women are erotic if they are enjoyable during copulation. Futanari, with rigid and gigantic penises protruding from the vaginal area of a human, depicts a very obvious obstacle to deep, satisfying, intimate, enveloping penetration. Coupled with the typical emotive characteristic of this Futa human of being dominating, Futanari clearly describes a mate which is highly dissonant with that which human males have evolved to sexually desire.

A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few.

a guy with a huge dick

A condition experienced during sleep characterized by significant discomfort, sweating, and delusional dreams that is triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.

A derisive word used to belittle and demean another individual, especially if they happen to be spanish/mexican/dirty. Puto has a similar connotation as calling a man a bitch but may also be used in reference to any dirty [slut] who deserves it.

Boricua goes back centuries. The island was called Boriken by the native Taínos. Boricua was derived from Boriken - most likely coined by early colonial Spaniards. All those names Boricua, Borinquen, Borincano, Borinqueño - are very old Puerto Rican terminology found in old Puerto Rican history books, and poems that are over 200 years old, etc. If you have not studied in Puerto Rico and read these words in our own Spanish literature (in school textbooks) and native poems then you might think of them as foreign but they are not. You are right they are not proper Castellano, but only Spaniards speak proper Castellano. These terms are actually criollo - developed in the island. They are true Puerto Rican terminology.)

September 1st 1993
a girl was born
but she was no ordinary girl
she was a hamster
a vietnamese hamster
her name was lyn vo
she was the wierdest girl on the planet

a common misspelling of the word weird, which means someone who is..weird. otherwise very strange. cant think of a good meaning.

Noun: Gooch - The tender area that resides between the ball sack and the Anal cavity

a very arrogant well put together young urban professional who you more than likely will find wearing gucci and prada with a large bank account which they love to brag about. You can find them drinking Starbucks, living in a one bedroom apartment in a city where they will pay 1000-2000 a month for and spending another 3000 a month on their credit cards. They brag about their designer clothes and love to flaunt them , as well as their wealth. They look down upon anyone who isnt as wealthy or high status as they are. Men are likely to be found wearing designer suits, gucci preferably with slicked back or well cut hair. The women will be wearing prada/gucci and fendi. The most arrogant concieted fucks on the planet.

Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To [fuck]

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word (Die) Schlange, which means snake (not Yiddish at all).

(verb) The act of stubbornly going and remaining [afk] for hours on end, almost always while in the middle of an [IM] chat. A ghoster will not indicate that they are going afk, or will be afk ten times longer than suggested. Almost always occurs when the other IM chatters desperately require the attention or assistance of the ghoster.