Posts made by Julian

To socialize with people you do not know very well but have to get to know because you are related by marriage

Smartest bastard I ever met

a stubborn haitian hay stacker who can direct a group of pubescent teens to do whatever she wants. she is protective at first, but once you get to know her shes chillnizzle. she is very accepting of others whether they are gay, straight, black, white...yellow...whatever! she loves them all. she has huge ass melons tied with a bush-like hairstyle and blasian face. shes also very charismatic.

a name for a tinny house were one wuld buy hooch or wats commenly known as weed in new zealand

The toughest game ever invented. Its simple though, keep the ball of your court and cram it down on theirs! Anyone who disagrees try diving for a ball on game point and busting your head open, to then find out you got the ball up and won the rally to win the match. Now thats a tough sport! DONT B FOOLED BY THE SPANDEX, its just a uniform.

A Serb (Cigan as they call themselves), pertaining to Serbia, its inhabitants, or their language
A native or inhabitant of Serbia
The Slavic language spoken in Serbia and adjacent areas
A person whose background is Serbian or somewhat Serbian

A mostly brainless ball of fat and feathers that poops on everything. Can be trained, but why?

The act of sneezing so hard you shit yourself

A welfare recipient who is too lazy to get off their ass and get a real job. Their lawns are used for demolition derby and their lawn gnomes are broken down piece of junk cars that will be there forever.
A wiggler is a gross person. They do not bath as often as they should.
They are one step below redneck. They raise kids thinking it is acceptable to engage in inter-family relationships and at times encourage it.
They will go to Wal-mart and spend their monthly welfare check on junk and things they can not afford. They will complain that is too much for one thing and then spend on a steak. They buy the steak instead of using the money for something useful.
They think they are better than everyone and hold themselves higher than everyone. They do no wrong and are hard to stand.
Wigglers pop out babies like it is nobodies business. They get knocked up or knock someone up as teenagers and think it is a privilege. They have multiple kids with multiple partners and are proud. Then when it comes to raising them....they dont.

The grade of Scottish beer between Light and Export. Tasty.

To stray away from.

a gangstar walk but unfortunatly he is disabled and walks with a limp

To store up ideas, experiences, pantry food for future use.

The popular belief that abortion is a very affective

Most annoying song ever. Good when it first came out but when everyone started putting can we pretend that airplanes in the nightsky are like shooting stars...I could really use a wish right now, it became annoying as hell.

It has been said that a bus stops at a bus station and a train stops at a train station, so what happens at a workstation? Hm...
Actually, a workstation is a place where work gets done. It refers to a computer (and often the surrounding area) that has been configured to perform a certain set of tasks, such as photo editing, audio recording, or video production. An office may have several workstations for different purposes, which may be assigned to certain employees. For example, one workstation may be used for scanning and importing images, while another is used for editing images.
Because workstations often work together like in the example above, they are commonly networked together. This allows them to send files back and forth over the network, which is important for various types of media production. To use another example, a user at a photo-editing workstation may prepare images to be used in a video clip. Once the images are ready, he may send them to another user at a video-editing workstation, where they are incorporated into the video. Once the video has been put together, the video file may be sent to another user at an audio production workstation where the soundtrack and other sound effects are added.
While workstations are often part of a network, they can be standalone machines as well. Even a home computer can be a workstation if it is used for certain kinds of work. So if you want to sound professional, the next time you send an e-mail to a friend from your home PC, you can let him know you are sending it from your home workstation.

A Web server is a computer system that hosts websites. It runs Web server software, such as Apache or Microsoft IIS, which provides access to hosted webpages over the Internet. Most Web servers are connected to the Internet via a high-speed connection, offering OC-3 or faster data transmission rates. A fast Internet connection allows Web servers to support multiple connections at one time without slowing down.
Any computer can be used as a Web server, as long as it is connected to the Internet and has the appropriate software installed. However, most Web servers are 1U rack-mounted systems, meaning they are flat, trimmed down computers that can be mounted on a server rack. Most Web hosting companies have several server racks, which each contain multiple servers. This is the most space-efficient way to host a large number of websites from a single location.
Web servers typically host multiple websites. Some only host a few, while others may host several hundred. Web servers that host websites for multiple users are called shared hosts. This is the most common type of hosting solution and is used for personal sites, small business sites, and websites run by small organizations. Web servers that only host websites for a single person or company are called dedicated hosts. These types of servers are appropriate for high-traffic websites and sites that require custom server modifications. Dedicated hosts are also more reliable than shared hosts, since there are fewer sites that can cause bottlenecks or other issues with the server.

A virus definition is binary pattern (a string of ones and zeros) that identifies a specific virus. By checking a program or file against a list of virus definitions, antivirus software can determine if the program or file contains a virus.
Most antivirus and Internet security programs reference a database of virus definitions when scanning files for viruses. This is an effective way to detect known viruses. However, when new viruses are created, antivirus software may not recognize them. Therefore, most antivirus programs automatically update the virus definitions from an online database on a regular basis (such as once a week).
Some antivirus programs use known virus definitions to generate heuristics that can detect unknown viruses. These viruses may not match a virus definition exactly, but they may be similar enough that the antivirus software can mark the file as a possible virus. While this offers extra protection against unknown viruses, it can also produce false positives, labeling files as potentially harmful when they do not contain viruses.
The accuracy of antivirus heuristics is improved over time based on the feedback end users and developers provide to antivirus software companies. This feedback is used to whitelist or blacklist certain files. By combining this information with up-to-date virus definitions, antivirus software can produce less false positives, yet still catch actual viruses.

A user interface, also called a UI or simply an interface, is the means in which a person controls a software application or Hardware device. A good user interface provides a user-friendly experience, allowing the user to interact with the software or Hardware in a natural and intuitive way.
Nearly all software programs have a graphical user interface, or GUI. This means the program includes graphical controls, which the user can select using a mouse or keyboard. A typical GUI of a software program includes a menu bar, toolbar, windows, buttons, and other controls. The Macintosh and Windows operating systems have different user interfaces, but they share many of the same elements, such as a desktop, windows, icons, etc. These common elements make it possible for people to use either operating system without having to completely relearn the interface. Similarly, programs like word processors and Web browsers all have rather similar interfaces, providing a consistent user experience across multiple programs.
Most Hardware devices also include a user interface, though it is typically not as complex as a software interface. A common example of a Hardware device with a user interface is a remote control. A typical TV remote has a numeric keypad, volume and channel buttons, mute and power buttons, an input selector, and other buttons that perform various functions. This set of buttons and the way they are laid out on the controller makes up the user interface. Other devices, such as digital cameras, audio mixing consoles, and stereo systems also have a user interface.
While user interfaces can be designed for either Hardware of software, most are a combination of both. For example, to control a software program, you typically need to use a keyboard and mouse, which each have their own user interface. Likewise, to control a digital camera, you may need to navigate through the on-screen menus, which is a software interface. Regardless of the application, the goal of a good user interface is to be user-friendly. After all, we all know how frustrating it can be to use a device that doesnt work the way we want it to.

In the computer world, a third party may refer to either a hardware manufacturer or a software developer. It is a label given to companies that produce hardware or software for another companys product.
Third party hardware refers to components that are developed by companies besides the original computer manufacturer. For example, a person may buy a Dell computer and then upgrade it using third party components, such as an Nvidia video card and a Seagate hard drive. Since the components are not included with the computer and are purchased from companies other than Dell, they are considered third party hardware. These components would typically not supported by Dell, but instead would be supported by the original equipment manufacturer, or OEM.
Third party software refers to programs that are developed by companies other than the company that developed the computers operating system. Therefore, any Macintosh applications that are not developed by Apple are considered third party applications. Likewise, any Windows programs developed by companies other than Microsoft are called third party programs. Since most programs are developed by companies other than Apple and Microsoft, third party applications make up the majority of software programs.
Some programs also support third party plug-ins, which add functionality to the software. For example, Adobe Photoshop supports plug-ins that add features like extra filters and selection tools to the program. These plug-ins may be created and distributed by other companies, but are designed to work with Adobe Photoshop. Therefore, they are called third party plug-ins.