Murphied

[Donald Trump]

This word is derived from [Murphys Law] (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get [exponential] worse over time and theres nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out youve had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out shes pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the [chess club] and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...
The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.

[Mary Mallozziberg]

to [hook up with] an [ugly girl] at a party and then when your friends ask you say that you didnt or dont remeber hooking up with her. You may also claim that you were [too drunk] when you actually didnt drink