A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Murphys law
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Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
All Warranties will expire upon payment of [invoice]
Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
If you try and please everybody noone will like it
You will always find something in the last place you look
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is [directly proportional] to the cost of the carpet
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
A .00 picture tube will protect a [10c] fuse by blowing first
Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
The [repairman] would have never seen a model quite like yours before
When a broken appliance is demonstrated [fot] the repairman, it will work perfectly
Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the [garbage truck] is 2 doors away
Theres never a time to do it right, but [thers] always time to do it over
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never play [leapfrog] with a unicorn
If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Murphys law meaning & definition 1 of Murphys law.