• A [terminal disease] that took its [namesake] from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
    If contracted, stay indoors and contact your [GP] immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.


    Derpes meaning & definition 1 of Derpes.


  • An [internetly] transmitted disease, known as an I.T.D. Symptoms include:

    Sweaty Fingers
    Uncontrollable desire to say [derp].
    Hunger
    Fatigue
    Cyber Sex Sessions as to [propagate] the disease.
    Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D

    How to cure:
    No known cure has been found, yet. [Derp].

    Derpes meaning & definition 2 of Derpes.

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