Definitions

When you shit all over the toilet seat

ElAstin is a merging of the names Elijah and Astin, reffering to the actors Elijah Wood and Sean Astin, who stared in the Lord Of The Rings Trillogy. ElAstin is used when referring to slash fanfic involving these two people and/or chatacters that they have played in movies.

A amazing british guy who everyone loves, amazing kisser, miss-able if you have to move to a different country.

adjective Yellow, similar to the color of an egg yolk Having light brown or yellowish skin

From all available evidence, this woman was possessed of a beauty beyond compare. This sonnet was found written on the hearts of any man who met her, “I have been enslaved by bliss”. Anthropologists often mistook her for a “goddess of destruction” but evidence has confirmed that the destruction that surrounded her was due to the effect she had on men. Scholars generally refer to her now as, “the goddess of distraction”. It was impossible to accomplish anything in her presence. Although her beauty is immortal, she is apparently possessed of many skills. It is said that if a man could restrain himself from expressing his undying love for her, an event which usually occurred within the first few minutes of gazing upon her beauty, you would gain a lifelong friend and protector. So fierce was she in battle that it is said her eyes alone could save a kingdom from destruction. Additionally, all of the arts increased in her time. Every man sought to become an artist in the classic sense in order to win her favor. It is said that more men were musicians, sculptors, poets and painters in this period of our human history than in any other. The scope of this definition makes it impossible to treat the extant works extolling her beauty. So sensual was this goddess that it is claimed that the famed library of Alexandria was comprised mostly of the hopes of men, written in ink, that they should not die before they tasted the fruits of her love.

An upstate New York term used for anyone that is a tool, loser, faggot, bitch, or incredibly annoying person. Usually you can just tell when someone is a faro.

pronounced IN-ter-NEE-sin. It comes from the Latin: inter (between, among) and necare (to kill). It means a conflict destructive to both sides, or very bloody. We do tend to use it to describe civil wars.

To feel Buggered, Tired Or Hungover.

tiny, very small. Something that has no significance.

Terek is a terrorist with defined eyebrows and an exotic accent. No one knows what to make of him and that's what makes him tick....tick boom!

A person that is a fucking liar!

To fuck it off completely. Generally used by those understanding of the modern idiosyncrasies of the evolving nature of the English language. It has nothing to do with any of that expressing

knowing before everyone-else, i.e. being a smart-ass - the kind of word utilised by someone who spends a considerable amount of time perusing large dictionaries in the hope of coming across obscure and rarely spoken words that they can try and integrate into their everyday conversation in order to impress his/her colleagues/friends.

A small jab that's not egregious enough to call the speaker on, but still sharp enough to sting

A great alternative rock band from Cincinnati, Ohio. Pronounced: Vwa-ya-zhur

An enema. See douche bag