Definitions

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.

A tall awkard animal that eats and poops.

when one uses a comb like device to straighten the bodily hair of one's lover, in order to create a relaxing yet sensuale experience and funtime.

A retarded dork who is a hermit.

The word used to describe a member or supporter of the Conservative Party. Along the same line as [toff] as it really is used as a derogatory way to insult rich or stuck-up people who care for nothing other themselves and their tendencies to shoot wild animals

Doing a line, bump, 1/8, etc. of cocaine

a hairstyle, generally more common with men, where the hair in the front is combed up/high and usually twirled in a cone-like shape or curl.

Used to describe something that is akin to the historical period when France dominated Europe (At one point extending from Spain to central Europe including Italy and most of modern day Germany). Napoleon Buonaparte, Emperor of France, was the man whose name lends itself to this word.

an elderly woman that is trying to look younger by wearing tons and tons of makeup, short skirts, low cut tops, and to high heels

Basically, to creep.

A term that is used to describe something that is not functioning.