A shithole cesspool of a town located in central oregon, where everybody fucks everybody regardless of gender or relation. A methamphetamine mecca on the west coast.
A group of about 15 different socially awkward people, and the teacher that nags you all year, that you are forced to be with for the entire first week of school, and twice a week for the rest of the year.
A diamondback terrapin that represents the University of Maryland. Testudo lives outside of McKeldin Library and watches squirrels. If you rub his nose you get good luck.
Fear the Turtle!