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The most annoying and irrelevant phrase that people feel the need to say all the time. It often doesnt make any sense but they say it to make themselves seem smarter than they really are, as well.

<noun> Psychology; The fear of forgetting or being forgotten about.

absolutely not anything to do with the cars poor service record. Its a homonym. Im OUTTIE (im leaving), appended with the 5000 as the most popular make for the Audi car brand. Youre welcome.

The art of self eating.

Autofellatio is a sex act wherein a male performs oral sex on himself as a form of masturbation. This is impossible for most men, but can be achieved by one both sufficiently well-endowed, and flexible enough to perform a severe frontbend. On the other hand, flexibility, and thus the likelihood of achieving this, may be increased by various activities including gymnastics or yoga. The (presumed) equivalent act for a woman would be autocunnilingus, but would be more difficult to perform since the subjects head must move a greater distance. Unlike autofellatio, the existence of autocunnilingus is disputed. Autofellatio has been featured in a few pornographic movies, although it is not one of the more popular subjects. David Lorton, a translator, has speculated that one Egyptian poem contains an image that might best be interpreted as indicating a belief that the gods Shu and Tefnut were created by Atum (Ra) through an act of autofellatio. The far more common interpretation is that this creation was by masturbation. In his semi-autobiographical novel The Hand-Reared Boy (1970), the writer Brian W. Aldiss describes group masturbation practices at a British boys boarding school. One boy with an especially large penis is capable of fellating himself, a fact which the narrator, Horatio Stubbs, verifies. The topic has also been used as the basis for comedy. Bill Hicks elaborated an oft-quoted riff on the subject of fellatio:

People who just dont give a Fuck. A Waste. they go against what is onsidered the Norm and partake in true innovativeness. they are not a stereotype. only few people are truly Avant Garde in the true sense of the term.

Shorter version of DOT, Often Drunk and always Confused, Mostly has the worst stories and sounds like a oil pump, older than the dinosaurs and smells like a dead dogs left nut. Often made fun of but never confronted because of the individuals odor. Communist Russia. Still a Virgin; reason Unknown.

(A) (V)iolent (I)diot - often used in the western parts of Switzerland (aka Argau) for farmers who part time work as programmers. Another common translation is (A) (V)aginal (I)nsertion.

Its when theirs this awesome dude, who cant think of a word so he used awesome-ness

Loud squawking noise. Compulsory reply to a [cuss] being made, usually regarding the diminutive size of a penis. Often follows [mpuh], but use after other insults is acceptable.

A universal expression meaning yes. You can use it to say yes, even when you dont know the language. Of course, if you dont know the language, you dont know what you are saying yes to.

A word that Sydneys Northern Beaches bogans use at the end of every sentence on facebook. They think it is pronounced a... when infact the correct pronouciation is eye. The correct spelling they should be using is [eh]?

[Yes] yes, meaning answering yes to a question

A phrase that began on [Tumblr] as a caption for any picture of an [extraterrestrial], ostensibly because that is the only thing an extraterrestrial ever says. Since its Tumblr beginnings it has come to be used when referencing any unattractive female, particularly one so hideous as to resemble an extraterrestrial herself.