Definitions

A fat short legged man whos knees cant even hold their weight and laughs at there lover when their lover protects them and wheres wigs every day and is always thotting off

An alternative addiction to drugs. In fan terms: the opposite to a crack pairing. An OTP that is cannon.

Welp, its something that replaces a harmful obssesion, such as [cutting] , or [drugs] , or something else harmful. Theyre are lots of anti drugs, [yaoi] , music, yuri, anime, MCR Lol. Hope this helped~

sweet loving girl who listens to all your problems. often falls deep in love with unusual men/women

Really really really angry or pissed off! Its not uncommon to go [apeshit]: When the dog shits in yer slippers. When your husband sleeps with your sister. When some ugly bollocks grab asses you. When cars purposefully splash you on your way to an interview in your lovely white suit. Most things the average family does.

To go fucking crazy, in an uncontrollable, non stopping manner.Usually occurs while play fighting, or when extremely drunk.

To give someone the arabian goggle you spread your balls over his/her eyes.

When a girl, or preferrably a guy, gets hickies on his or her arm<s> because of the sucking on the arm similar to that of sucking on candy resulting in ARM CANDY!

the keys a s d f g h instead of saying LOL, you say asdfgh.

A [search engine] used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as [Google], you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.