Ask jeeves

[Sarah]

(n.) The most [fucked] search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant [crap], all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you [fanboy] websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

[Jessica]

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

[Tanya Shivari]

A dumbass man on the internet, you cant get a straight answer from jeeves.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A [search engine] used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as [Google], you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.

[Donald Trump]

Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.

[Tina]

To type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine Ask.com. Jeeves is the mascot for the site.

[Dave Paprocki]

A [search engine] used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as [Google], you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.