Slang

[Britney]

the only reason Urbandictionary.com exists

[Justin Bieber]

The ever-evolving bastardization of the written and spoken language as a result of social and cultural idolization of uneducated, unitelligable celebrities.

[Jessica]

slang is the continual and ever-changing use and definition of words in informal conversation, often using references as a means of comparison or showing likeness. some modern slang has endured over the decades since its inception (i.e. [cool]) and some will only last a few years before being rendered obsolete or outdated (i.e. [bling bling]). slang can be born from any number of situations or ideas (the word [slang] itself has come to represent selling, especially of illegal drugs), and can be blunt or riddled with metaphor, and often quite profound.
the use of slang is frequently ridiculed by culturally-ignorant people who feel it is the product of insufficient education and believe it to be counter-evolutionary; of course, they couldnt be farther from the truth. human language has been in a state of constant reinvention for centuries, and slang has been used and created by poets and writers of all sorts (William Shakespeare has been credited for the upbringing of at least a couple of words). it is the right and responsibility of the modern human to keep re-evaluating language, to give dead words innovative contemporary meanings or to simply invent new ones, in order to be more appealing and representative to the speaker/listener (which was essentially the basis behind language anyway, to understandably communicate thoughts or ideas verbally).
the use of and constant flux in slang is the only exciting thing happening in language, making present day especially interesting with the wealth of new words and definitions appearing seemingly everywhere. those who speak ill of slang obviously feel threatened or alienated by the evolution of a language they cant control, and all yall trick ass marks need to stop running ya gums fore yall gets slapped the fuck up...bitches.
peace and much love, the snizz.

[Jason Yan]

da current definition of this word is to sell drugs

[Donald Trump]

v. The act of selling illegal narcotics.

[Couch Potatoe]

Unofficial language (words or grammar) or interpretation of language, usually because the language is too recent or not used widespread enough to be assimilated officially. Slang exists in pretty much every language, and is part of the natural evolution of a language.

[Becky]

Portmanteau for the words : Short and LANGuage
Influenced by different languages, dialects, cultures, sayings, and on some occassions, tone or accent of a voice, the word SLANG caught on as a coined term during the late 80s in Atlanta, Georgia by Madamé Constable Charlotte Hemingsworth VIII as she was famous for speaking in a Southern accent and was too lax to complete phrases during normal conversations. She claims that it was for the purpose of concealing topics amongst close friends from eavesdropping citizens or members of the small community.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Any non-conventional use of real words, or made up words that arent recognized by every facet of society. Slang is often misinterpreted by people as the collection of phrases on urbandictionary.com.

[Rihanna]

to sell something, usually referring to drugs, used heavily at northgate high school, a place where the kids think they are famous drug dealers.

[PussyCat]

What slackers use when they are too fat and lazy to type an actual word out themselves. Some types of Slang consist of LOL, TTYL, WTF, ROFLMAO, and even the occasional: OMFGYSSILYSFMWYMMRNBCILYSFM! meaning, OH MY FUCKING GOD YOURE SO SEXY I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH WILL YOU MARRY ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! Im not sure why people are so lazy, but when they use Slang you know they dont feel like talking to you.

[Hina Muqadas]

A type of language consisting of words and phrases that are regarded as very informal, are more common in speech than writing, and are typically restricted to a particular context or group of people.

[Greta]

An [informal] term that stands [for or] means [something else] than its literal meaning; a shorter way to say a word or phrase

[Tina]

very informal language that is usually spoken rather than written, used especially by particular groups of people: