Ash ketchum

[Tina]

The hero of the [pokemon] anime series. Named after a tree, like his other little friends, Professers Oak, Elm and Birch.
His last name sounds like Catch em. How original.
Exceedingly crap at catching, raising and fighting with pokemon, he obviously uses a [Gameshark] or something because:
a) His [pikachu] can affect rock and ground type pokemon and uses agility as an attack.
b) His pokemon use WAY more than four moves
c) His pokemon can evolve half-way through a battle
d) He can come back from the dead or something if pokemon cry at him.
I thought I was rid of him forever but it seems the pokemon loved him so much that they cried for him. Maybe they were crying with happiness that he was dead. Why didnt one of his other anime buddies use a MAX REVIVE on him or something?
The actual gameplay was really fun in pokemon, he ruined it by looking, sounding and fighting like a dick, sullying the good name of pokemon forever.

[Donald Trump]

Ash is the hero of [anime] series [Pokemon]. Im sure youve noticed that his last name sounds like Catch em, a phrase used often in the show. He is incredibly dim, idiotic, and has no idea how to raise his Pokemon. If he didnt have [Misty] and [Brock] traveling with him hed probaly be dead.

[Sonia]

(N.) A whiny lil caucasian/ asian-american 10 year old twerp who stars in the KidsWB anime, Pokemon (and sucks at catching/rasing them). Around 4 tall,and 70lbs. Also known as The Twerp.

[Becky]

Character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.

[Couch Potatoe]

The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ashs Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they dont need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.

[Couch Potatoe]

The star of [Pokemon], a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.

[Tanya Shivari]

The protagonist in the Pokémon anime series. Ash travels around various regions trying to capture pokémon. His mother is Delia Ketchum. His favourite colours are blue and red. His first pokémon was pikachu, who originally hated him and electrocuted him on many occasions. He never seems to travel alone, having picked up many companions on his journey, including Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Iris and Dent. He always makes Team Rocket blast off again. And AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!

[Jessica]

The whole reason the pokemon series in its entirety has gone downhill.

[Britney]

See friendzone