Surprise sex

[Tanya Shivari]

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as [rape].
When performed on your girlfriend, its surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, its rape.

[Justin Bieber]

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

Id been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her

[Rihanna]

Arent birthday parties or presents better when you dont expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. Just ask Bill OReilly, he has been engaging in the practice of Surprise Sex for nearly 20 years.

[Jessica]

sex when she least expects it

[Sonia]

A way of raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with sex

[Donald Trump]

Rape, but you shout surprise.

[Donald Trump]

A jocular term for rape.

[Justin Bieber]

Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as rape

[Britney]

Often referred to as the alternative term for rape.

[Couch Potatoe]

Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.