A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Census man
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One who enjoys numbers and statistics. Usually socially awkward.
Ability to sit in [a cube] for 9-10 hours with only the company of their database system. Can be identified by a nervous [tic] due to punching in numbers all day and talks to himself due to lack of social interaction. Wears glasses due to eye strain from computer monitors. Thinks pen holders in [shirt pockets] and Members Only Jackets are cool.
An introvert, and sensitive man who looks good on paper but cant approach women successfully. Also loves surveys and puzzles. However, lacks basic [life skills] such as hunting, house repairs, and car maintenance.
Likely married, but how that happened is an unsolved mystery.
Census man meaning & definition 1 of Census man.
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