Census man

[Merna]

One who enjoys numbers and statistics. Usually socially awkward.

Ability to sit in [a cube] for 9-10 hours with only the company of their database system. Can be identified by a nervous [tic] due to punching in numbers all day and talks to himself due to lack of social interaction. Wears glasses due to eye strain from computer monitors. Thinks pen holders in [shirt pockets] and Members Only Jackets are cool.

An introvert, and sensitive man who looks good on paper but cant approach women successfully. Also loves surveys and puzzles. However, lacks basic [life skills] such as hunting, house repairs, and car maintenance.

Likely married, but how that happened is an unsolved mystery.