(skuuut)n. sailor term. a cut, groove, divet or gash in the deck, hull or prow of a boat usually caused by an accident or battle.
slang- a nasty, dirty or annoying female. female reproductive organs.
Posts made by Zipporah Schumaker
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RE: Scut
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RE: Seattleites
I hate all of you fucking pretentious, dirty, smelly, ugly liberals that populate such a God-forsaken hell hole. You go around thumbing your nose at any and everything that is not exactly like you or doesnt fit perfectly into the way your shriveled little brain works. Your flannel shirts can fuck off. Your 501s suck. Your motherfucking goddamn tevas are DISGUSTING and even you know that Birkenstocks are just flatout wrong. The majority of women are seriously fucked up in the head ([headcase], [psycho bitch]) and would not think twice about fucking your best friend and then telling you about it, just because you kept her goddamn (insert any object here) for too long. And Ive never in my life seen such a pathetic bunch of whiny, pessimistic, obnoxious-for-no-reason, DELUDED, closeted males. Seattleites hate everything, including other Seattleites and especially non-natives. Its because they all have [rain brain]. Gee, do you think it can rain for ANOTHER day in a row? Anyone seen Noah?
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RE: Seattleites
Lots of Seattleites think they are victims of government or capitalism. Look what youve done with my life! or How dare you impose this government upon me! is their furious motto. They hang out in little revolutionary coffee shops plotting their next direct action or meaningless protest. Some may openly flaunt Communist badges or paraphernalia. Other Seattleites are ginormous yuppies so full of themselves their hot ego fog blinds their ability to see anything clearly. These people drive around in some trendy hybrid dick-ass car or bike to work (knowing nothing of vehicular cycling) making SURE they disobey every single traffic law possible while looking like a total spandex assfag. Then, there are the true Seattleites who were born here and basically think other Seattleites deserve to be executed. These are the silent urban trolls who will violently attack any innocent conversation traveling their direction. Youre not from here? ARE YOU! (motherfucker implied) is a beautiful and customary greeting of the natives. Everyone in Seattle pretty much completely despises everyone else in Seattle for living in THEIR Seattle. Seattleites are officially the worlds most pussified and temperamental people that have ever existed.
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RE: Sebastian
An amazingly handsome man with a [heart of gold]. A person who may not see himself through the eyes of others, but to many, and to one, hes perfect. This man would sacrifice a great deal to help the people he loves, and will always be there in a heartbeat if they needed him. Someone who is the most [beloved] person anyone could come across. Hes dearly loved although he may not know or feel this. As soon as one meets him, they would immediately realise hes very special, and is a person who will eternally be there to carry them through the good and hard times. A person who is an angelic being with the most gorgeous features, with stunning eyes to capture his strong and kind heart; perfectly sculptured physique; and someone whos charming, caring, big hearted, sweet, considerate, understanding, supportive, loving and the list just goes on. His [smile] brightens everyones day, especially mine. Anyone who knows this gentleman is a lucky, lucky person and they should never take advantage of his kind and caring personality. Hes someone who is so wonderful in every way and its impossible to find another man like him.
Beyond this world... hes [divine].
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RE: See you next tuesday
A fashioncore grind band from bay city, michigan. A bear does vocals for them and they are only known for thier number 1 hit song entitled 8 dead, 9 if you count the fetus. Overall they are a bunch of sweet d00ds.
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RE: See you next tuesday
Said to someone when you out smart them or otherwise pull a fast one on them. Originated from the punchline of a joke:
One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any of them correctly, they wont have to come to school on Monday. The first question was, How many grains of sand are on all the worlds beaches? No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a paper airplane flew across the room. Okay, said the exasperated teacher, whos the comedian with the paper airplane? No one knew, not even little Billy.
On Thursday, the question was, How many stars are there in the Milky Way? No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a gigantic, phlegm soaked spit wad embedded itself on the blackboard behind the teacher. Okay, exclaimed the frustrated teacher, whos the comedian with the spit wad? No one knew, not even little Billy.
On Friday, little Billy brought to school with him two, large, black bowling balls and hid them under his desk. At the precise moment before the teacher asked the days trivia question, Billy rolled the two bowling balls down the aisle and they struck the wall behind the teacher with a massive jolt. Okay, huffed the now infuriated teacher, whos the comedian with the big black balls? Little Billy answered quickly,
Eddie Murphy, see you next Tuesday. -
RE: See you next tuesday
Variation; See You Next Thursday.
A way to call someone a cunt. The words see and you becoming the letters c and u, and the phrase next Thursday (or Tuesday) becoming NT. -
RE: See-you-next-tuesday
[Cunt]. The words see you correspond to the letters C and U and the next Tuesday implies the nt. This is one way to describe a person as a [cunt] when in polite company. Origin in Athens, GA.
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RE: Semantics
If it walks like a fish and it barks like a fish, then its a fish.
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RE: Seme
The person on top during sex. Contrary to popular belief, this is not always associated with shonen-ai or likewise
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RE: Seven deadly sins
<N, theo.>
Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are:Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.
Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others.
Lust - The craving of earthly pleasures, if earthly pleasures are defined as sex.
Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, [bling], or Nikes(c).
Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.
Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there.
Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.
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RE: Sex kitten
A phrase given to a toy or person who is uncontrollably sexy in life, the bedroom, or wherever the sexyness is desired
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Shakes
little peices of nugget left at the bottom of a bag. shakes can also be known as shwag in some cases.
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Shiska
The king of jerks, See Banhammer, Shiska: the man in control of the matchmaking and administration of halo 3 on xbox live. Capable of banning people from their xbox live features.
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RE: Shitstorm
A discussion about something totally pointless and inane that got out of hand and now consists of people fighting over nothing.
Basically like a [flamewar], just that the discussion itself, as well as the participants, are so utterly stupid that its impossible to put into words. Shitstorms like these always tend to be really easy to start, even when you dont want it - just like an avalanche, one false step (or word) can be enough to set free a shitstorm of epic proportions. One easy example for this is the ongoing console-fanyboy war. -
RE: Shite
A more eloquent or refined way of saying shit.
Sometimes a stronger or more emphasized way of saying shit: really shit.To understand the slightly paradoxical difference note that the word shite is usually said in a grimmer and lower tone than the word shit, which is sharper to say. You can really tear into the word shite when youre using it as an insult as in the second example, the word shit ends more suddenly. However generally shite is not as offensive to say as shit.
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RE: Shitties
Shitties, (also [Shiite], etc.) Coined by Brown Dave in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or [hudge] gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.
Shittie was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.
The rule of Shittie is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if youre a shittie, then you are.