One of the best parts of sex ever. This is when a woman performs oral sex to a man by putting her lips on his dick and sucks it hard and deep. This is for the mans to enjoyment and for the woman to give out of generously, curiously, or just plain loving to give blowjobs. Then after she performs this she can either swallow the cum or spit it out. I think swallowing is one of the sexiest things a woman can do so ladies SWALLOW ON and SUCK HARD.

When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his dick slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to cum. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He cums and the cum goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.
THAT is a blow job.

What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.

Something I am very, very good at...and I swallow.

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.

This is an important word and nobody has it right yet. What it means is: Trying too hard, unsubtle, and inauthentic.
Specifically that which is unsubtle or inauthentic in its way of trying to elicit a certain response from a viewer, listener, audience, etc. Celine Dion is cheesy because her lyrics, timbre, key changes, and swelling orchestral accompaniment telegraph i want you to be moved instead of moving you. Gold chains on an exposed hairy chest are cheesy because they shout out: I have money and I am manly instead of impressing a woman in a more subtle way, or allowing a woman to form her own judgments. The excessive showing off suggests hes compensating for what he does not have--i.e., hes actually poor, insecure, or short with an inferiority complex. Cliches are often cheesy because they are an obvious and artless way of making a point. A movie might be cheesy if it contains on the nose dialogue, like I cant live without you or You had me at hello.

1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex

to get together with someone with the intention of dating or having sexual relations with them.

to meet up with someone to hang out.

to hook someone up means to provide that person with some kind of item or service, often of an illegal nature.

I have absolutely no idea anymore.

to hook up is to do anything from make-out to have sex, with someone you are not in a relationship with

verb: to engage in any type of sexual activity.
noun: 1. purposely ambiguous, equivocal word to describe almost any sexual action. usually used to exaggerate or minimize what exactly happened. a hook-up can range from a make-out session to full out sex.
2. person you hook up with

to have to sex; to rub your toes in/on your partners genitals

impolite term for fuck, mostly in urban ghettos and in windsor, connecticut.

A fancy word for sex. Seriously. They use it in the bible.

Unlawful sexual intercourse with am unmarried person.

To procreate, have sex, engage in coitus, etc.
Very akin to [fuck]
see also [copulate]

To slam the jam, in polite, conservative company.

When you bone the bejesus out of someone.

To have sex, but before marriage. If you are married, then its just pain sex. If you are married, see [fuck].

A word thats funny no matter how old you are