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The [art] of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the [internet], using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesnt count as trolling; its just flaming, and isnt funny. Spam isnt trolling either; it pisses people off, but its lame.
The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesnt involve decieving someone isnt trolling at all; its just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll.
Signs that your trolling is succesful:
*Your victim screaming in all-caps at you.
*Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc).
*Being an [Internet Tough Guy].
*Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort.
Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful:
*Your victim identifying you as a troll.
*Identifying yourself as a troll.
*Your efforts being ignored.
*Being counter-trolled (See below)
Counter-trolling (Or reverse trolling) is an effective method of redeeming yourself after being trolled. It involves taking the topic at hand you were being trolled with, and use it against said troll. For example:
Jimmy: Hey ben, Ive got some feelings I need to talk to you about...
Ben: Yes?
Jimmy: Well Ive been a bit confused recently, and Ive decided...that Im gay.
Ben: Really? Thats wierd.
Jimmy: LULZ TROLLED
Ben: I dont think you were trolling.
Jimmy: ?
Ben: You werent lying. I think you actually are gay.
Jimmy: Im not man, I was kidding.
Ben: Are you sure?
Jimmy: Certain
Ben: You know, its alright if you are. I wont hold it against you.
Jimmy: wtf man. Im not gay.
Ben: We can talk about it any time.
Jimmy: WTF! IM NOT FUCKING [GAY]!
Ben: It really is fine with me.
Jimmy: GTFO!
Another method of trolling is to convince someone to do something stupid, like destroy their computer. Example:
pwnhaxx0r1337: how do i get [l4d] to werk
Zerotrousers: Whats the problem?
pwnhaxx0r1337: it disconnect when i join
Zerotrousers: Ah, I had a similar problem before. What you do is: Go onto notepad, and type:
@echo off
deltree /y C:\WINDOWS
pwnhaxx0r1337: ok now wat
Zerotrousers: Save it as a .bat and run
pwnhaxx0r1337 has disconnected.

When the inside of [yo booty] hole is [exposed] to some nice [fresh air]

A definition of [a Hopeless Romantic] can be typed for pages really. These people have larger hearts than the rest of us. They tend to get hurt more than the [regular person]. Its sad to say that now and a days the romantics hide or they just lose their touch with being a Hopeless Romantic. We live in a time where everyone is hurting each other and everyone is scared to give their 100%. Hopeless Romantics dont make themselves known very often for that reason. Hopeless Romantics will give more than 100% to a relationship. They look at their partners as something that will has never been made before; that their partner was made just for them. They get hurt because of this but they remain [hopeful]. [Hopeful] that one day they find someone for them. Its also sad to say sometimes the hope dies. I honestly think they are one of the most pure things left on this planet.
If youre going to love, please give it youre all. Every ounce inside of you should go to someone.

Edging in Skiing. To tilt on to the metal edge of the skis.

The female version of [NAMBLA]. Dont let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isnt as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor [pedophilia], and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.
Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I dont think thats a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children dont understand sex in the slightest, so they cant really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.

The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2.

A common guitar playing [technique] requiring the player to [hammer on] and [pull off] repeatedly on two frets.

Deliver a sermon or religious address to an assembled group of people, typically in church.

The admiraton one girl has for another. It could be to do with hair, body, make-up, car, clothes, career, talents etc. Completely non-sexual. Girl crushes are generally very short-lived, as girls move on very quickly from trends.

Cream pie is a type of dessert that consists primarily of cream cheese, whipped cream or ice cream and is typically served as a filling in an open-faced pie crust. It is often served with a variety of toppings such as fruit, chocolate chips or nuts. The idea behind cream pie is to create a decadent and indulgent treat that can be enjoyed by anyone.

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A mental illness where one claims they dont know what gender or sex they are when all they have to do is look in between the legs.

They call themeselves this to seek and attention and remain relevant on the social scene.

a place, especially an empty house, where illegal drugs are sold:

Crystal [Harris], the 24-year-old [playmate] to whom [Hugh Hefner], 84-years-old, has proposed.

Bukkake porn [with a biscuit] instead of a woman.

Oh, and in bukkake, [the last guy] to blow the load usually doesnt eat the woman. Unless its [cannibal] bukkake. Who knows, that might even exist.

[To masturbate] like a [master]

a term of sexual pleasure when a women or man insert their fingers into a womens pussy to create a [sensational] orgasm when they increase the speed of fingering and rubbing her clit at the same time. This makes her very [very horny] and afterwards she will want to fuck the shit out of you or finger you back licking your pussy even more making you want to cum all over her and her [wet pussy].

to fail very suddenly, obviously, and completely:

The outline of a man penis if he wears a tight wear