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A word coined by [wishy washy] [liberal] buffoons in [Oakland] California to describe the dialect of the typical Oakland black person. They made up the word to justify teaching black people how to talk like black people, so the students in Oakland schools would pass at least one course.

A variation of English entirely made up of slang and southern word shortenings. It is generally spoken in the hood (neighborhood) and has almost no defined syntactical structure. Also of note is the almost complete lack of conjugation of verbs (I be, she be, thems be, etc) and the mixing of pronouns. When spoken in any educated circles, its usage usually screams I am illiterate.

Slang for Wal*Mart.

A bimbo means two things as far as I am concerned...

1. A stupid, egotistic blonde, usually with big breasts who wears shit loads of make up. she also has lots of friends that look exactly like her. soooo unoriginal.
2. A bread brand that i discovered on holiday in spain...can also be found in south america, I believe...

internet video where 4 girls finger paint with shit. to start the first girl shits on another girls asshole. one girl leans in to eat the shit and play with it in her mouth. then they rub the shit on there fingers and proceed to finger paint there bodies with it. afterwards one girl pukes on the shit and ass. to top it off one girl pukes in another girls mouth. the end.

word commonly used by sick fucks; primarily child rapists to describe his/her victim. Relates to the skin of the victim. Sometimes used to describe the condition of fruit

Rad, cool, awesome. used to describe something favorable

A guy whose name has nothing to do with penises

Its a drug called Amyl Nitrate commonly used on the streets and in clubs. It comes in a small glass bottle. It is commonly inhaled through the nose. The effects are almost immediate, within 30-40 seconds, but last only a few minutes... the blood pressure becomes reduced followed face flushes and persperation.
Side effects are-
-confusion
-vomiting
-fainting
-nausea
In worst cases people have sniffed too much causing death.

alcoholic beverage consisting of multiple different types of drinks..used if running low on alcohol or if you have to get drunk real quick

Most jungle juice mixtures contain huge quantities of hard alcohol mixed with arbitrary juices. For example, jungle juice may contain rum, gin, tequila, vodka, and whiskey mixed with orange, grapefruit, pineapple, or other juices for flavor and to stretch the quantity of alcohol. In addition, most jungle juice batches contain sliced chunks of various fruits, such as pineapples, watermelons, or grapes. Jungle juice can also be made with Kool-Aid; this is sometimes called [Hunch Punch]

Sex. The physical act of love.

It IS a life-long [support system] that provides career opportunities and [networking] opportunities during college and beyond in the real world, an organization that values [philanthropy] and community service, a place where women learn to be [leaders], and place to meet amazing women who will always be there for you when you need them.

It is NOT a place that puts your looks and wardrobe ahead of your [values] and [personality], full of stupid girls who are only out to have a good time, a place that will haze you or make you do things against your will, full of rich, spoiled and snobby girls, a place that is only interested in your money while youre in school and will forget about you after you graduate.

Catholic: Praying the Our Father, Hail Mary and Doxology (Glory Be) for a specific intention.

A seemingly appealing and useful way of thinking, the positive aspects of cynicism only overshadow the truth that cynics rarely get anything out of life with they way they think (despite believing quite the opposite). Normally accepting humanity as inherently evil, they define good and bad under broad, usually universal terms that immediately apply to everybody, no matter how generous, saintly, or selfless they are. Aestheticism, to a cynic, is not only a childish following, but one which all humans subconsciously live by. Assuming this, they are among a superior group of intellectuals who have outfoxed their fellow man. While it is a mark of maturity to be wary of certain people and situations, to think of the entire world as double-crossing greed mongering sinners whose every good deed has an ulterior motive is usually an adolescent stage of thinking that tends to get replaced as the person sees more of their world.

The only way to be.

Look at how fuckin shitty everyone and everything is.

HOW could anyone NOT be cynical?

Another term used for: Good Guy Greg
An internet meme appearing on 4chan, Reddit, and other sites about the classiest guy around. The meme involves a photo of a smiling, confident, stubbled guy smoking a joint and giving a friendly reassuring look toward the camera. On top of this photo, people will write of Good Guy Gregs classy deeds. He borrows your car and returns it with a full tank of gas. He parties with you on your birthday but never tells anyone about how you puked on yourself. He comes over for dinner and washes the dishes. He is better than you in every way, but never talks about it and makes you feel better about yourself instead.

relaxed and easy-going

A white girl who loves Starbucks, black legging/jeggings, Ugg Boots, USUALLY is blonde, Hashtags everything, her hair is always straight, Has very Social Media, Only takes Selfies, Her Instagram is filled with her and her dog/cat, Has a iPhone, only shops at Forever21 and the Aeropatastal, Holister, American Eagle, Etc. and she loves Pumpkin Spice.