Posts made by Sonia

the name of a street in england.
the people who live there get the piss taken out of them on a daily basis.

One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.

very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n forever

To win something, usually of small importance, as in a carnival game. The phrase is used to signify the value of the prize. As in a chicken dinner can be had for the same value.

The term used by a collegiate Caucasian human resources student assistant to claim a place within the ranks of human kind and failing to do so. Studies have shown that nobody with an IQ above 55 has actually ever used the word.

When the guy shaves his balls and then waits for the hair to start growing back resembling a fuzzy peach. The man then proceeds to put his peach fuzz balls into his partners mouth. A Georgia Peach with whipped cream topping is is the same but the man cums straight up allowing the cum to drip down to his balls for the woman to lick.

When youre settled in a certain position for the foreseeable future; a spot at a festival, in bed, on the park, in the corner of a bar.
Or, if youre old like Jen Nixon, it means feeling fab. Apparently.

Hello in Chinese. Most commonly used by non-Chinese people to show off the only chinese phrase they know to a Chinese they just met, who can speak fluent English ironically.

ni hao (second tone first tone when used together) means Hello in mandarin chinese. When the question word ma (no tone) is added at the end of it, it simply means How are you? The literal meaning of ni hao is you good. Putting something before the word good makes it hello to that paticular person or group of people. ni is simply you, so you would that that to only one person. With the ma, the literal translation is you good?

a burnout, preferably done in an American muscle car. Sometimes a ricer-lover will try to do a front wheel roastie in his 1999 Honda Civic. However, he will simply embarrass himself.

South African slang for a graze or abrasion

A woman with millage on her poonani, she usually tries to justify her actions with the usual genetics argument. When in reality, shes just a hussy.

A goodbye taking more than 1 hour and in which a new conversation begins. People can spend hours on end standing in the driveway talking, during an Irish Goodbye. Not limited to Irish people, but very common among large Irish Families.
This type of goodbye is different because the more serious one is about leaving, the longer they stay around for.

A woman who takes care of a guy financially.

Mother Fucker Moment.. When you become incredibly angry at someone very quickly. Angry enough to kick someones ass over stupid or disrespectful behaviour.

Usually used to refer to those of the female gender, describing the typical high-maintenance girl. Synonym for (or may be used in conjunction with): petty, bitchy, conceited, malicious.

Glamorous, and luxurious

An exclamation of surprise, excitement, sadness, or fear. Pretty much the wimpy way of saying oh my god. usually used by strong christians or when in a group of christians and you just want to be safe and not offend anyone.

Sprung is when youve gone two months without seeing her face, yet her smile still lingers in your dreams. Its when you cant get her off your mind, no matter the time or distance apart. Its when everyday that goes by without her is a bad day. Its when you cant help but be a hopeless romantic, waiting for the day she comes around and picks you. Its when every song, movie, and special moment you shared sparks a flood of memories, of the better times. Its when youd trade it all to go back in time, to live it all over again. Its when you hate yourself for not taking that chance, for letting that fleeting window of opportunity slip by. Its when you long to tell her everything, about how you felt, how you still feel. Its when the pain is unbearable. Your time spent with her each day plummets from 80% to a miserable 0% overnight. Your phone that used to beep cheerfully with every text shared in the minutes apart now rides solemn and silent in your pocket. Her sweet voice that used to sing out in harmony with yours now replays in your head. Youre lucky if you hear it over a broken phone call that so rarely comes. You used to know where she was every night, to be able to watch after her and know shes safe. But now you just pray to God and have faith that He will protect her. One minute you were close enough to feel the warmth of her skin, the weight of her head on your shoulder. Now you can only try not to forget these intimate moments, try to remember the good old days. Yet you still cant let go, you still hold on. Sprung is when you still doubt that this is love...

Nothing really, just an M followed by two Os, finished off with a nice tasty F to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a moof is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a [cow] moos Moo whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a Moof, where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying [Move].