Michael Armstrong

an ill-ass move, (usu. in sports like skateboarding, but not limited to)

A creepy kid who blushes all the time.
Cant take a hint from people that dont want him around.
In love with one of your friends and sends them love poems.
CONSTANT blush on face.

A luster is a particualy angry and lustfull, lewd minded person.

The very best person you will ever meet. Ever. Hes beautiful, sweet, caring, sexy and he will make your life worth living a thousand times over. Victors smile can turn a day around. The boy I love. The boy I intend to marry.
I love you, Victor.
Stay with me forever

The word used to replace Spell when mocking someone and their inability to spell correctly

See [cocaine].

[Idiot] or [penis]
A silly word used to instigate fights.

A tall girl.

a clitoris leech. Word used for a man who knows how to use his mouth

When you smear your load on a girls forehead while whispering, Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

A Christmas themed sex act in where the male attaches a small set of bells to his testicles. Once this is accomplished the parties then proceed to have sex while singing Jingle Bell Rock.

Chuck Norris

Squinched is another word for fucked. Basically the point where you are either too high or drunk to much about anything. A lovley place to be

Catwalk floor is a narrow, usually elevated platform used by models to demonstrate clothing and accessories during a fashion show.
Models on the catwalk often use a walk which is like that of a cat, placing one foot directly in front of the other to produce an alluring swagger in which the hips take on a more exaggerated movement.

freaking seriously scary

(N) A dense and plentiful amount of ear hair that spills forth normally from an Italian, Portuguese or German older males.

A brutally decadent meat / booze afternoon masquerading as something you may could imagine in a period drama.
Typically in a low socioeconomic area, hosted by a [bogan}.

In Spanish, the word means sports. Or so we [American]s think. (We are wrong.)
It is in fact, the name of a Mexican sport. In this game, you are trying to jump the border from Mexico to America. You can do this various ways; slingshot, actually jumping, etc. If you win, congratulations! Youre an illegal immigrant. However, if you loose, you are deported back to Mexico (hence the name DEPORTes.)
If you play this game, do not loose. Mexican prisons are rough.

what youre doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.