Posts made by Michiko

The sexual act between two women when one rubs her clitoris on the others nipple; simultaneous nub rubbing.

to covertly back out of a plan at the last minute.

an impolite sound made in your mouth when your tummy needs to rest

Woman lays down on a couch and puts her legs over the mans shoulders. Man rests his feet on the end of the couch and pelvic thrusts into the woman.

Warning! Results may include; ulta-orgasm, broken back, and/or broken penis.

to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.

A term used to express disagreement or to say that something is nonsense.

Small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. The country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then US) there is barley any crime, if something happens, EVERYBODY knows about it

being really cheap.
a stingy, avaricious person.
A cheapskate, curmudgeon, niggard, penny pincher, piker, scrooge, skinflint or tightwad is a person who is reluctant to spend money, sometimes to the point of forgoing even basic comforts and some necessities.

Louie is who your father wanted you to grow up to be or who your mother wanted you to be with, depending on your gender. Louie bones Chuck Norriss girl and then tells the good Chuck to fuck off. He gives advise and guidance to the worlds most interesting man. Hes the best guy you could ever bring home to your parents, but watch out because your mom may want to sex him up! Louies usually drive something manly like a truck and typically drink rum, but he could drive a Prius and sip on Pena Coladas and still be 10 times the man you are. The best Louies are in southern Cali and are entrepreneurs. Hes the guy that will always keep you guessing. Hes amazing at everything he does especially when hes filling your wholes full of his amazing cock. He could be your best friend or your worst enemy. Hes the best boyfriend in the world and hopefully husband! Ladies, take it from a women that knows a Louie, if youre smart youll fight tooth and nail to keep him, but if youre just a dumb hood rat skank slut bitch then youll just lose him to some gorgeous hot body blonde like myself!

paraphernalia made out of plastic bottle used for smoking weed. How to make : Using a lighter to implant a metal socket into the center of a plastic bottle (Usually Power/Gatorade) cap. Then melting a small hole on the side at the bottle of the bottle. Fill the socket with weed and the bottle with water. Light and let water drain out of bottom hole at the same time to fill with smoke.

The word that Christians use to describe contradictions and mistakes in the bible.

The odd purple things found in the corner of the level in Burial Mounds in Halo 2. No one knows what they are except that they are matildas.

A male who is attracted to a male, or a female who is attracted to a female. Some people believe that people are born that way, and some people believe that homosexuals choose to be what they are. There is nothing wrong with them as a person, they are humans just like we are, they just have a different preference than you. If all the morons who think that theyre socially adept by walking around and screaming in everyones face that God hates all homosexuals and If youre a homosexual you can burn in hell, homosexuals would be accepted more in soceity.
Besides, the whole main idea of [Christianity] is to have faith, but also to love and accept all people, regardless of their statistics. However, the meaning of the religion is completely contradicted because they believe that apparently homosexuality is unacceptable and that marriage is only for [reproduction].
They, in no way, hinder the growth of children and population, as most of them adopt children which dont grow up to be homosexuals unless they originally had the gene. A person cannot intentionally make another person homosexual, they are born with it and they did not choose to be it.
They didnt choose to have to reveal it to the world and then to have 800 people on their backs telling them that theyre [faggots] and will burn in hell.
Oops, thats a sin, Christians. Insulting and hurting others.

Diarrhea in pants

1)Landscape of a moon.
2)A variation of the popular MMORPG - [Runescape].

v.

Any sexual action done at an inappropriate time

Barrett, could you pass me that book?
Barrett: Screw that, lets niblick!

All actions committed by Chingy, imaginative or otherwise

Ms. Fine: Did I tell you that I voted for Eisenhower?
Chingy: Did I tell you to stop niblicking? Now shut up and get back to work

1)a physical or psychological disorder or disease
2)a condition or situation that is problematic and requires a remedy

The action of placing ones penis in the mouth of an unconscious person, whilst consuming a small pork sausage.
First used by the homosexual porn star Mr Milkman, in his porno Little Willy.
Filmed in 2010, at his penthouse flat, in the dorking getto; using KFC buckets as props.

A mythical being that will magically appear and render assistance. No one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. I think it isnt fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help cant keep.

A slang word used in the movie, Never Been Kissed, created by a character, Guy, which refers to anything cool.