Posts made by Magaret

when something is so cool it makes you want to ejaculate

A southeast Texas fast food restaurant chain, known for its old-timey looks and astounding food to spit ratio.

A member of the British Royal Military Police. Probably the worlds most proffesional and well respected police force.

The stationary form of milling. Aimless stagnant loitering. Just like you get mulled wine when it has been sat around for years, people too can mull for various periods of time.

Sea creatures form the MMORPG [World of Warcraft], often mistaken for players being racist, see [nigga]

An online genderless Twitter personality famous for their off-the-wall banter and good will.

v. The act of taking ones fingers and wiggling them underneath their chin in the throat area in a tickling fashion

An enclosed area of land usu. near a building - related to garden, courtyart, yard, etc.

In the sport of surfing world, to stand up on a wave prematurely, therby actually surfing on top of the wave and not in the wave. Usually lasting for a second or two followed by an embarrasing bow out the back.

a man or boy without inhibitions who frequently gets involuntary or random erections, especially in embaressing situations

a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff

Tea without the teabag! Just hot water and milk (add sugar if you like) For those people wanting a hot drink, bored with endless tea and coffee at work, or just too tight to splash out on hot chocolate.

[Janet Jackson] and [Justin Timberlake] turned the halftime for Superbowl XXXVIII into this.

To get played, and or play somebody.

Slang for [Puma]; derived from the Puma Sneaker

A completely random sound that emerges from someones mouth. They are uncontrollable and can occasionally happen at a very inconvenient time.

A man with tape on himself. He needs to be a chode.

A fat person who gets in your way and is so fat that you cant get around him/her.

A school in southern VA that draws you in with a beautiful campus and outstanding academics...what they dont tell you is that 60% of the entire school population is lesbian/bisexual. Im sorry but when girls just walk up to you and ask you if youre gay or not, just looking for a good piece of ass, thats messed up. And dont even get me started on: the NEFA stoners and drunks, the HSC screwing pearl girls, the dirty hippies (not to mention all the posers walking around), pretentious artists, stuck up writers, pseudo intellectuals, flaky, spastic, emotinally inept dancers, the nondenominational church goers (that worship in a church with a huge cross in it), the BSA who screams for diversity but then segregates themselves from the rest of the student body, the sports teams (aka. field hockey and lacross) are the only time you see a large group of girls all in skirts, the hardcore, balls out riders (horses that is), and everyone else who I left out.

nice body; ugly face.

To speak nervously in a incomprehensibly fast, jumbled and inarticulate manner.