Hollins

[Renato]

Hollins
All womens university in Southwestern, Virginia that boasts an impeccable creative writing program, the hottest equestrian school in the country, and even hotter girls. They dont call them Hotlins girls for nothing, these girls know how to pretty it up on the weekends, usually spent at all-male Hampden-Sydney College in Farmville, Virginia. If they arent working on that thesis or hiking up Tinker Mountain for the legendary Tinker Day celebration, these girls can most likely be found chuggin a beer like a Hollins girl can at their weekly apartment parties on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Many of the girls like to use the Sydney boys popular phrase Longwood for head, Sweetbriar to bed, Hollins to wed to describe how their beloved green and gold tops the rest.
Every girl can quote the Preppy Handbooks description of their party-hearty selves: These gals marry well

[Lanell]

A small, private University in Roanoke, VA (all-women). Here you must either wear LaCoste/Polo/Lilly Pulitzer and pearls or be a lesbian/bi-sexual. Those wearing the expensive clothes and pearls frequent Hampden-Sydney and make sex with the horny boys there.

[Magaret]

A school in southern VA that draws you in with a beautiful campus and outstanding academics...what they dont tell you is that 60% of the entire school population is lesbian/bisexual. Im sorry but when girls just walk up to you and ask you if youre gay or not, just looking for a good piece of ass, thats messed up. And dont even get me started on: the NEFA stoners and drunks, the HSC screwing pearl girls, the dirty hippies (not to mention all the posers walking around), pretentious artists, stuck up writers, pseudo intellectuals, flaky, spastic, emotinally inept dancers, the nondenominational church goers (that worship in a church with a huge cross in it), the BSA who screams for diversity but then segregates themselves from the rest of the student body, the sports teams (aka. field hockey and lacross) are the only time you see a large group of girls all in skirts, the hardcore, balls out riders (horses that is), and everyone else who I left out.