Posts made by Kai

A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and [snakebite and black]. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.
A Mofette is not:
An airport
A volcanic vent
A fork-lift truck

a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!

The prettiest and most beautiful girl in the universe. She is hot and has a great personality. shell treat you right and will steal your heart. i fucking love her

BTFO

v. To clean a piece of cookware by water only. Afterwards, drinking the water.

Penetrator: One who penetrates. Or enters.

When someone isnt honest with another person - to a point -

A) The [Dutch] dialect spoken in parts of [Belgium].

B) A product or person from [Belgium].

A wiley and cunning person, untrusting of others and especially makeshift city parking lots.
One who enjoys schemes and purchasing low-cost urban housing to embezzle money from the US Governments Section 8 Program.
A person with an unusual knowledge of Philadelphia, the Skukyl, upper deckers, earthworms, washy washys and turkey diners.

Another term for [eggy bread]. Used mainly by scousers, cause we are cool like that!

A family that has passed down the smallest peniss. Men in this family usually have 2in dicks and like to be fucked by other men. Never marry a Patrico

To be really tired.

Sophistry is the belief or practice when somebody complicates a point to decieve someone.

Noun:1. An alocholic drink consisting of 80% Popov vodka and 20% monster energy drink(for coloration), often accompanied by excessive ice and best consumed in a blender. Generally served in 16oz.-64oz. containers.
Side effects include-being a cheeseburger face, making lude comments to women, yelling things, fighting, peeing in trashcans, sitting in bushes, getting vandalized with permanent markers, passing out at phillies games, starting fights with security guards at phillies games, breaking expensive(acura) windshields,throwing bottles at cars, riding bikes down hallways, homosexual behavior, yelling at police officers, making linebacker stances at oncoming traffic, throwing patio furnature off porches, and dancing to bear force one.

Being a general asshole

Being the godfather

A red necks version of Ghetto Booty

When youre face is looking a bit scruffy, your foundations cracked and your hair looks greasy. The humiliating realty of not showering for three days straight.

triple Hs finisher, which is him sticking his opponents head between his legs, grabs both arms so they cant counter, and drvies there head into the mat.

A sharp and swift blow taken to the genital region of a male. Action taken in response to the question, What is the Capital of Thailand? This should only be asked of one angry male or female to another male who has wronged them in some way shape or form.

the act of untapping something. the opposite of [tap].

Ludvig Van Beethoven born in Bonn in 1770 died in 1827. Ushered in the Romantic era of music from the classical period. Which was dominated by W.A.Mozart.

A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool.