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Used by corporate management, this describes the process of extracting data from an information system in order to specify particular elements of a simplified process for cost effectiveness purposes.
The term granulation was first recorded in the region which we know now as Belgium, from the well renowned Professor of applied Business Strategy and Nuclear Science Wim Van Den Berghen Pruden to define the descriptive relationship between business and nuclear weapons in 1947.

Adjective or interjection. A [bro] word used in place of [cool]. Indicates acceptance, acknowledgement, or approval. Always used in a low and unexcited tone of voice.

-Reality show on NBC starring real estate mogul Donald Trump where in he and his top aides, George Ross and Carolyn Kepcher judge several contestants (some college graduates, some not) during weeks of business project tasks to see who would best fit to win a job in Trumps billion dollar coporation.
-Contestants audition and are expected to show to the auditions dressed professionally and with resumes in hand and prepare to be interviewed.
-Final contestants live in a penthouse in Trump Tower in New York City as they break off into 2 teams and go against each other on various business tasks which range from rebuilding and redecorating and renting out hotel rooms to creating an advertising campagin for some company.
-The losing team meets in the boardroom where the team captain and 1 or 2 people they pick to blame for their teams loss are questioned by Trump, Ross, and Kepcher. Whoever comes up with the weakest defense for themselves or who comes off angry/disturbed/dumb is fired and eliminated from the show.
-Show is most famous for its boardroom scene where Donald hands out the infamous Youre Fired quote to an unlucky contestant to be cut from the show.
-Previous Apprentice winners are
Season 1:Bill Rancic
Season 2:Kelly Perdew
Season 3:Kendra Todd

To want to get sexual with someone.

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., fking. (i.e. fking hairball)

A social outcast, one who doesnt fit in with the morals of society. Derived from the caste sytem, in which it was the lowest one could be.

A gay Man. Comes from how gay men stereotypically carry themselves, one hand on the hip the other out looking like the spout of a teapot. Like the dance that goes with the childrens song Im a little teapot short and stout.

A ricochet is a rebound, bounce or skip off a surface, particularly in the case of a projectile. Most ricochets are caused by accident and while the force of the deflection decelerates the projectile: it can still be energetic and almost as dangerous as before the deflection. The possibility of ricochet is one of the reasons for the common firearms safety rule Never shoot at a flat, hard surface.

whats going on abreviated. can also say Whatscarn?

Bastardized version of [fit like] bred purely for the use of the what light? pun as demonstrated below:

Short curved hairs arranged along the upper and lower eyelids. Their function is to protect the eyes.
A woman may flutter her eyelashes as a sexual signal. Short eyelashes can be thickened or extended with false eyelashes or given greater definition with [mascara]. Eyelashes can be curled with special eyelash tongs or by using a specialised mascara.

An adjective used to describe something that is cool or, as used to be said sick. Believed to have been first coined in the North of England.

Mysterious force, unknown in any human between the ages of 13-19 unless concerning shopping, sport, sexual matters or parties.

Often a general lack of energy, even after an adequate night time sleep caused mainly by boring college classes or nothing to do. It is very common to young adults and teenagers.

A very artistic unique girl. Chenas are very sweet and care for their friends more than anything. But if you piss them off in the least of ways, theyll be set off like a time bomb is hidden in them! Chenas are also Godly gorgeous, beautiful body, bright eyes and pretty hair. They are more of the quiet type, listen and observe things. Good sense of humor, but can be sarcastic. Chenas are very deep thinkers, and see the world differently from everyone else. They are very easy to fall in love with, so be careful! Because they dont fall in love back. Chenas tend to be heart breakers. But, if they love you back, you will have something extremely special.

A chess player of the highest caliber and greatest skill. Only the strongest of professional chess players, typically having a FIDE rating of 2600 and above. A vary prestigious and rare occurrence, only 400 or so living in the world. The United States Champion would be a Grandmaster.

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

n. a type of figurative language that states an example to allow a better insight and understanding of the whatever is trying to be explained. analogies are used to give better perspective to something, usually situations that are trying to be explained.

The [love] of [knowledge] and the love of seeking it, then producing exhaustive writings of exhausting and inept [metaphor]s, being refuted by another [philosopher]s exhausting and inept metaphors, then replying in rebuttal to challengers, [ad nauseum]. While one of the most noble [intellectual] pursuits, it is also one of the most [masturbatory].

When you fuck someone really hard.
You fuck someone so hard its like a train getting derailed off the tracks.