Posts made by Jason Yan

worthy of my time

A salutation amongst the humans that were unable to score high enough in life to be an Auburn fan.

A song released by [Soul Coughing] in 1998 describing how it feels to be high on [ecstasy].

An unsophisticated hick or bumpkin.

similar to a puck-slut, a rugburn is a member of the female sex that is in close association with social events sponsored by rugby organizations and often perform sexual favors for members of the team.

Spaghetti and Meatballs

A sudden and extreme need or desire to defecate. Sensations of despair and hopelessness prevail over all other emotions, dampening out any joy or laughter that may be surrounding the person afflicted, thus resulting in a sad face. Relieved only by the timely use of the latrine. Typically occurs after nicotine is introduced into the body.

To pretend to suck at Mario Kart 64 to get good items.

Sassy Black Freind

A privileged stay at home wife that displays a habitual pattern of resistance to expected work requirements, and is socially characterized by loud talking, binge drinking, and chain smoking cigarettes.

Word to describe someone whos cringy

1: inhabitants of Seattle
2: one who rarely sees natural sunlights, esp. from September thru July.
3: <old Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses valuable stock options.
4: <new Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses worthless stock options.

To bring one down, bribe into something.

The act of putting yourself before the team. Doing something for yourself, rather then your team.

okay, where i come from, we dont use the regualar jelly bracelets that everyone else seems to use, we use those for fashion, what we DO use as sex bracelets, or as some people call them fuck bracelets fuck me bracelets bang bracelets or fo ppl in middle school theyre usually make out bracelets.... what we use are those blue rings from the caps of coke, sprite, and other various sodas..... you rip out the inner part, and use the outer ring as a bracelet, then wait for someone to break it off, then u fuck, or if youre a youngin, you make out!!

1. Pornographic internet literature.
2. Dirty talk via instant messaging or e-mail.

to fuck

that time of the month when a lady undergoes menstruation- ie her period.

Ones [relentless] circling of the perimeter of a party in pursuit of sexual encounters, repetitive in nature. The [shark] finally works up the confidence to approach, but those inside the party act as seals, darting away when the shark finally makes entry.
Some sharks have especially weird fetishes, and approach only upon smelling blood.

To be sheisty,to be a sheist:
To succeed sneakily with mallice
To venture covertley with intent for a personal gain in an subtle manner (sneeky manor)