Sad face

[Sonia]

Something bad went your way

[Jessica]

A sad face is an expression used in electronic communication such as texting and emails to convey an emotion without using an emoticon. Nevertheless, caution should be used when interpreting this term due to wide range of emotions that may be attached to it. It could mean sad face as in I pouted for half a second or it could mean sad face as in Im broken hearted beyond belief. Sad face is tied with I am for the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

[Hina Muqadas]

Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces

Adjective

A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: [meat stick]). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.

[Jason Yan]

A sudden and extreme need or desire to defecate. Sensations of despair and hopelessness prevail over all other emotions, dampening out any joy or laughter that may be surrounding the person afflicted, thus resulting in a sad face. Relieved only by the timely use of the latrine. Typically occurs after nicotine is introduced into the body.

[PussyCat]

Girl who gets severly beaten and is therefor sad. Sad face is usually beaten by a close family member/ and or any random person. Will give self up sexually for any amount of food/ respect.