Posts made by Jason Yan

The act of wiping ones butt with inferior toilet paper and a finger unintentionally breaches the tissue, thus becoming layered in fecal matter.

A [fat] person that looks like a [marshmellow]

purplish weed

Good purple weed with a grapey, fruity pebblish taste i.e GrandDaddyPurple, Purple Urkle, Purple Kush or Mendo Purps. Popular in NorCal, highly sought after everywhere else.

When someones lips are incredibility wide and fat.

A nonsensical exclamation popularized by Key and Peele. Its true meaning is unknown even to its creators. Typically shouted/chanted loudly while hanging with bros. Originally the purpose of pussy on the chainwax was to start a thing. As you can see, they have succeeded.

A Refreshing Delicious drink for your Cat

adj. Describing a heterosexual male who is socially and emotionally dominated by his life partner.

a person who usually walks on their tip-toes

Quasimodos are the best way to get drunk ever, especially when youre in a big group! The Quasimodo drink has two parts, the Quasi (lemonade flavour alcho-pop) and the Modo (shot of apple sourz). You take one sip from the bottle, just enough so theres room for the shot. Then once the drink has mixed, its time to Quasimodo!!! In a big group the lead wizard shouts 3, 2, 1 then the whole group shouts as loud as they can QUASIMODO!!!! Once youve strawpedoed the bottles content you place the empty bottle on your head and shout WIZARD!!!!

it means whats up when talking to an ese or a guay

Superior or highest being amongest a following order of ratass bar-hos and bitches.

BEYONCE

An old pirate word that means [scoundrel]. A troublesome person, mainly a child. A poverty-stricken person.

an unpredictable, awkward and often creepy individual. a rando is always there in the background, even though no one invited him. Randos tend to be isolated within large groups; they sit in corners and lurk in the shadows of others. Even though everyone is aware of the presence of a rando, no one knows anything about him or her and therefore randos are often unwittingly ignored.

A lead guitarist for a local band who is a control freak, overpowers the sound level of other musicians in the band, tries to control their lives, writes and posts fake reviews on his facebook page and literally compliments one musician, guess who, the guitarist, the guy writing the fake review.

To force sex upon ones will.

A combination of heroin and alcohol.

In [Star Trek], part of the standard message used by the [Borg] when they encounter an alien race they intend to assimilate into their collective.

In other uses (such as gaming), uttered by somebody about to launch what they believe to be an all-out and unstoppable attack against an opponent with the intent of conquering/defeating them in one fell swoop. Only to be used if you want to announce your presence.

Also used by a victor just after having utterly crushed an opponent.

Word for a mans penis. When a mans name is Richard, he is commonly referred to as Dick.