Quasimodo
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[Quasimodo] Qua si mo do : is the protagonist of 1831 novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Quasimodo was born with severe deformities, like his infamous hump, Quasimodo was abandoned on the doorstep of Notre Dame on a Quasimodo Sunday (hence the name). He is often thought of as the epitome of ugly, i.e. he is the antonym of Paul Gregson. He is also the subject of many shit jokes. Like this one.
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Approaching someone wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and then stuffing the hood part down the neck of the sweatshirt. The end result looks like a hump on the persons back, hence quasimodo.
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A photo uploaded to Facebook which is so extra-ordinarily bad/inappropriate/unfortunate/embarrassing that you are left with no choice but to de-tag yourself.
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v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.
Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long. -
When you are playing basketball and you do a behind the back move with the ball to dazzle defenders.
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To tie a bitch up in handcuffs, chains, etc. in order to present said bitch in front of a crowd and throw tomatoes at them in a humiliating manner.
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Your boss with a hunchback
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Another name for your penis. Job is to attend to his bells (balls).
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[Quasimodo] Qua si mo do : is the protagonist of 1831 novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Quasimodo was born with severe deformities, like his infamous hump, Quasimodo was abandoned on the doorstep of Notre Dame on a Quasimodo Sunday (hence the name). He is often thought of as the epitome of ugly, i.e. he is the antonym of Paul Gregson. He is also the subject of many shit jokes. Like this one.
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Quasimodos are the best way to get drunk ever, especially when youre in a big group! The Quasimodo drink has two parts, the Quasi (lemonade flavour alcho-pop) and the Modo (shot of apple sourz). You take one sip from the bottle, just enough so theres room for the shot. Then once the drink has mixed, its time to Quasimodo!!! In a big group the lead wizard shouts 3, 2, 1 then the whole group shouts as loud as they can QUASIMODO!!!! Once youve strawpedoed the bottles content you place the empty bottle on your head and shout WIZARD!!!!
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Someone who is [wonderful] in every way, except theyre [physically] [repulsive].
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The name of the hunchback in Victor Hugos novel Notre-Dame de Paris (1831).
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