Posts made by Greta

A man who will, or likes to have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is menstruating.

a girl of urs that does what you want when you want it

a word made up by a white boy meaning cool or awesome

The act of jewing a friend out in a trivial way

To get extremely drunk and forget/lose everything.

The cradle of all ciivilization. The girls are all tall blonde babes and the fellz are all hot professor types who knows karate.

Object that makes your bath time so much fun.

Person who does the above.

The roll of fat found on the back of a (usually) bald mans head. It is usually just above the collar line and can, sometimes, protrude significantly.

In Arabic Mahdi, literally means, one rightly guided, and is often interpreted as the guided one.
In Islam, Imam Mahdi is an ordinary man who will one day seek balance and stability in his daily life by simply following the teachings of the Quran. He will interpret the Holy Book like no one ever had before, and reach a perfect level of certainty (full knowledge). His full understanding on the true and righteous meanings of Islam will lead him to guide the world into a period of fairness and justice on earth. He will be followed by Jesus (in the Quran mentioned as Isa), and; together they will lead the minds towards the Day of Judgement (mentioned as Qiyamat in the Quran) and raise the world into heaven.
In Christianity, the existence of Mahdi is unclear and often not a subject talked about. It is important to note that The New Testament is a book that has been created, altered and changed by many different human beings. Christianity is based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth as presented in canonical gospels (Paul, Luke, Truth, Thomas, John, etc..) and other new testaments. It was never created by the force of a Divine power, unlike the Torah in Judaism (Old Testament) or the Quran in Islam.

a person who switches in-game between hacks and actual (and usually very little) skill.

A slang word used in north london for [weed]/[cannabis] in general.

There are also different meanings for different amounts.

2G = 2grams or £15 worth
Dragon/Henry = 2.7grams or £20 worth
Q or Queen = 5.4grams or £40 worth

To ask somone to think again. From the British Television game show Play Your Cards Right where contestants had to guess if the next card turned up was higher or lower than the previous card. A slow contestant with a 2 of Clubs might say lower? and the audience would scream HIGHER!!.

The name that everyone but you has- the soul of a different entity.

An individual beholding the name Matilda is an extremely talented, intelligent and unique female. Shes got a great sense of humour and can brighten anyones day with her optimistic attitude. Shes great in bed, even outside the bed. Not to mention shes quiet, yet mysterious while being incredibly hot and sexy. All round, shes the perfect girl. This girls adventurous and thrilling demeanour makes anyone melt. Shell cast you under her spell, maybe even her being cast under your spell too. If you ever meet a Matilda dont let her go.

Small in stature.

a. A dancer of the utmost grace and eloquence. Albert Einstein calls ballet dancers athletes of god. They obtain their skill through passion, dedication, and long hours of gruelling practice; or because their mothers are living vicariously through them.
b. A complete fucking prissy ass bitch.
c. Sworn enemy of the honest girl.

The effect after dropping LSD acid or any hallucinogen. Usually called tripping.

Acronym for Drink Assisted Memory Purge
Using drink / alcohol to wipe your memory of a horrible week or in anticipation of a heavy night when you fully expect to have no recollection of what you got up to.
Purge: to free from moral or ceremonial defilement

Refers to a Nextel phone that has the Direct Connect function, allowing one to chirp their friend with another Nextel phone and talk for free, akin to using a very long range walkie talkie. It is the prefereable cost-conscious method of communication in the San Francisco Bay Area.

Sozzled means intoxicated.