Posts made by Ernesto

The equivalent of being iced, but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets pouched, they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.

Getting Drunk, being Drunk

The name of Oprahs Vagina in the recent South Park episode A million little Fibers

Chronic Masturbation Disorder AKA CMD
Condition where people feel the need to masturbate so much, they abandon whatever they may be doing to persue their urges.
Condition first discovered by Bolivian and Kenyan psycologists: Chris Browne and Linus Gari

go over to the other side {away from people}/ { to have a private talk}

To emotionally lose control.

A term for a womans uterus, which produces ink, i.e. menstrual fluid.

to get hawked is to smoke weed.

to be hawked is to be extremely high.

if you are smoking with more than one person then the hawk is a term used to describe the highest person in the group.

The fourth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the crab, running from June 23 to July 23.

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if youve found Jesus yet? The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

A [sexpat]s official language.

In this situation a woman is laying on her back with her legs spread. The man masturbates and ejaculates into the air, arcing his semen into her waiting vagina.
Named after Horst Schultz, world record holder for long distance ejaculation, 18ft 9in.

place. Australian resort town with plenty of elbow room and a sheila on every arm. Too right mate! Foster rooms abound on the kanga tracks and drovers watch cricket all the bleeding night!. Makes Sydney look like a Wallys wedding!
Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!
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Major stubborn asshole

The absolute sexiest thing a woman can do.

to go mud riding in your buddys 4x4 in Douglas County, Oregon, on a Saturday because there aint shit else to do. And the scrapping aint done till all the Busch cans are thrown out the window.

horrible horrible town

cool.

An adjective describing a noun that has to poop.

A great leader. Creater of the Communist and Socialist Philosophy, whose Ideas spread to many great nations. Ex. Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, North Korea, Russia, China, Cuba, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, etc.